Ode to Speedy

[Hans]

Speedy Speedy Speedy,
How is it going, how are you doing?
I heard in Texas, they have cows that do mooing?
The biggest cow of them all
Is called Bush, junior and all

Speedy Speedy Speedy,
He lives in a country that's greedy
They defend the oil
They never let it spoil
Their hunger for war and turmoil

Speedy Speedy Speedy,
In Iraq, you call it victory
Most others call it mediocrity
However, do not let that spoil your fun
There's always Iran, how fast can you run?

Speedy Speedy Speedy,
The guy to blame is called Osama
They do believe he works at Dollorama.
Those damn Canadians did it again
They managed to hide him from Bush,the man!

Speedy Speedy Speedy,
He works the Soonet boards like a maniac
Trying to become an American brainiac
He is currently researching the Europeans
Trying to find information for his peons

Speedy Speedy Speedy,
It's not all dark, it's not all doom
Just be ready to use your broom
To fly far away to the moon
So we don't hear from you anytime soon

Speedy Speedy Speedy,
I was only joking, you are fun
Even when others say you are dumb
I heard they even call you smart,
I heard they call you a work of art

Speedy Speedy Speedy,
To conclude I have to say
Canada, I am here to stay!
While it is true we always fight
We like each other, day and night

Hans, please don't quit your day job.

[Return of Too Many Daves]

1/10 (and that's for the effort)

[Hans]

Hey, at least I make up my own poems!

[Crusty]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Hans</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hey, at least I make up my own poems!
</div></div>

Mine was still better, whether I made it up of not.

[Return of Too Many Daves]

There once was a man call Hans,
Who had too much time on his hands.....

[Hans]

I am sure Speedy will enjoy my masterpiece. I made it up as I was working on a mathematical problem.

[GenX]

Hans, that was brutal.

I was expecting soooooooo much more. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif

[Hans]

A genius is often misunderstood! In due time, you will see it's truly a masterpiece without comparison.

[GenX]

No, I'm pretty sure it will only get worse.

Right now, it simply looks like dog vomit to me.

[Hans]

Art has many ways of expressing itself Speedy. Do I feel a comparison with Andy coming up?

[GenX]

Andy D!ck, maybe.

[Hans]

I was thinking Andy Kaufman, the comedian.

[GenX]

I wasn't.

[Hans]

Which means you even see if of more then a masterpiece then I do. I feel honored!

"see if of more"..???
right.. a masterpiece.. /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool_shades.gif /ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

[Return of Too Many Daves]

Well English is not his 1st language.

nor mine. Shoulda used a smilie..

[Return of Too Many Daves]

Sorry, I knew you were joking really. What's your 1st language?

[Hans]

German is his native tongue. See what happens when I am typing on a laptop? The letters are all messed up.

[Soundbear]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Speedy the Arrogant Parrot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">No, I'm pretty sure it will only get worse.

Right now, it simply looks like dog vomit to me. </div></div>

I THOUGHT he had a comprehension problem.

[Hans]

He does, can not see a masterpiece when it's on his screen. Someday he might improve, hard to say.