Forum: Jokes

America as seen on N Korean TV. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU6dTejqeNo

What if the three wise men had been women? Well, They would have asked directions. They would have arrived on time. They would have assisted...

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her...

This in itself is a good joke I caught on the CBC news today. Two of Canada's leading economists want Ottawa to reopen one of the hottest issues...

A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and...

Eight of Saddam's body doubles were in a bar in Baghdad lamenting over future employment since Saddam had been missing for three days. Just then,...

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman...

Two women in heaven, .... 1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd...

Not sure which is the biggest joke, so to speak, the police chief, the school director or the doctor. ...

Grandmas don't know everything! Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandma for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the...

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet...

YOU HAVE TO READ THIS ....FUNNY AS....... : A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything...

It is old as the hills but still funny as hell, or at least I think so. Phillip Hewitson, an elderly man, from Norwich UK, was going up to...

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there...

"Dormitory" - Dirty Room "Evangelist" - Evil's Agent "Desperation" - A Rope Ends It "The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots "Slot Machines" -...

Shot my first turkey yesterday. . scared the **** out of everyone in the frozen food section... It was awesome !!!

The other day a gentleman was recounting an episode to his friend that he witnessed that day... I was waiting at a red light when a van load of...

1 - You don't need a parachute to sky dive, .... only need one to sky dive twice. 2 - Politicians are like diapers, ... they need changing...

There was a lawyer who was rich beyond his wildest dreams. He had so much money that he had a girlfriend in every town he did business in. On one...

St. Peter was tending the Pearly Gates as usual, when he suddenly had the urge to have to relieve himself. He still needed someone to look after the...