Forum: Jokes

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Two nuns....... There were two nuns.. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), And the other one was known as Sister...

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road? You: I don't know. Me: To see the idiot. Me: Knock knock. You: Who's there? Me: The chicken!! ...

My dad told me this joke a long time ago. It is one of my favourites. I don't exactly remember the little details, but it still works. One...

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What...

A lady wanted to bake a cake for a church bazaar, but she was in a bit of a hurry because of a special dinner that night. Unfortunately, when she...

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I read this the other day ...... I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs",...

"Taoism: **** happens. Buddhism: If **** happens, it's not really ****. Islam: If **** happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism:

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad.

Two guys in hoodies walk up to the pearly gates. St. Peter is a little taken aback, so he goes back to the Lord's office. 'C'mon", says the Lord, "...

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? http://www.smart-words.org/humor-jokes/language-humor/giraffe-refrigerator-elephant.html

America as seen on N Korean TV. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU6dTejqeNo

What if the three wise men had been women? Well, They would have asked directions. They would have arrived on time. They would have assisted...

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her...

This in itself is a good joke I caught on the CBC news today. Two of Canada's leading economists want Ottawa to reopen one of the hottest issues...

A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and...

Eight of Saddam's body doubles were in a bar in Baghdad lamenting over future employment since Saddam had been missing for three days. Just then,...