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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. The Truth

    "NASA's budget in 2011 was about $19 billion. With that they made a Mars rover that can send HD video 127 million miles. AT&T's capital investments...

    Started by Barry Morris, 09-04-2015 07:37 PM
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    09-04-2015 07:37 PM Go to last post
  2. War on the USA!!!

    Newfoundland declares war on the U.S.A. President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hallo, President Obama " a...

    Started by Barry Morris, 08-11-2015 08:00 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 4
    08-26-2015 07:14 PM Go to last post
  3. Car Advertisement

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1ZkgUA84hA&feature=kp

    Started by hobo, 07-07-2014 10:34 PM
    • Replies: 0
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  4. Two Nuns

    Two nuns....... There were two nuns.. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), And the other one was known as Sister...

    Started by FuZzY, 04-25-2014 08:28 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    04-25-2014 09:02 PM Go to last post
  5. Why did the chicken cross the road....

    Me: Why did the chicken cross the road? You: I don't know. Me: To see the idiot. Me: Knock knock. You: Who's there? Me: The chicken!! ...

    Started by Daiv, 03-08-2014 12:47 AM
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    04-24-2014 09:33 PM Go to last post
  6. God Bless Daddy

    My dad told me this joke a long time ago. It is one of my favourites. I don't exactly remember the little details, but it still works. One...

    Started by Daiv, 04-12-2014 09:05 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 467
    04-12-2014 09:05 PM Go to last post
  7. Atheist and the Bear

    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What...

    Started by hobo, 11-29-2013 12:42 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    03-11-2014 07:12 PM Go to last post
  8. The Cake

    A lady wanted to bake a cake for a church bazaar, but she was in a bit of a hurry because of a special dinner that night. Unfortunately, when she...

    Started by Barry Morris, 01-18-2014 08:48 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 654
    03-11-2014 07:08 PM Go to last post
  9. What's Brown & Sticky

    ..... ........... ................ ................... .................... ........................ .................... A stick!!!

    Started by Daiv, 03-10-2014 04:25 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 570
    03-11-2014 09:14 AM Go to last post
  10. Depends

    I read this the other day ...... I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs",...

    Started by Igor, 03-02-2014 08:50 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 680
    03-08-2014 12:47 AM Go to last post
  11. ***** happens

    "Taoism: **** happens. Buddhism: If **** happens, it's not really ****. Islam: If **** happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism:

    Started by The Voice, 01-21-2014 07:09 PM
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    01-21-2014 07:09 PM Go to last post
  12. Knowledge and Wisdom

    Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad.

    Started by Barry Morris, 01-11-2014 02:36 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 546
    01-11-2014 02:36 PM Go to last post
  13. Joke

    Two guys in hoodies walk up to the pearly gates. St. Peter is a little taken aback, so he goes back to the Lord's office. 'C'mon", says the Lord, "...

    Started by Barry Morris, 01-05-2014 03:28 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    01-05-2014 07:24 PM Go to last post
  14. Intelligence Test

    How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? http://www.smart-words.org/humor-jokes/language-humor/giraffe-refrigerator-elephant.html

    Started by hobo, 11-19-2013 07:54 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    11-19-2013 07:54 PM Go to last post
  15. Poor America

    America as seen on N Korean TV. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU6dTejqeNo

    Started by hobo, 03-12-2013 06:40 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    03-12-2013 06:40 PM Go to last post
  16. Smile Christmas joke. (kinda)

    What if the three wise men had been women? Well, They would have asked directions. They would have arrived on time. They would have assisted...

    Started by Bob Toe, 12-27-2012 12:28 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    12-27-2012 12:28 PM Go to last post
  17. Love Dress

    A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her...

    Started by Jack Butler, 04-19-2012 11:51 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,118
    04-19-2012 11:51 PM Go to last post
  18. Tax on Food

    This in itself is a good joke I caught on the CBC news today. Two of Canada's leading economists want Ottawa to reopen one of the hottest issues...

    Started by hobo, 02-25-2012 11:09 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,807
    02-25-2012 11:09 AM Go to last post
  19. Government Spending Cuts

    A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and...

    Started by Jack Butler, 02-12-2012 01:41 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,408
    02-13-2012 11:58 AM Go to last post
  20. Good News and Bad News, ...

    Eight of Saddam's body doubles were in a bar in Baghdad lamenting over future employment since Saddam had been missing for three days. Just then,...

    Started by Bill Nash, 02-09-2012 10:36 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,362
    02-09-2012 07:09 PM Go to last post

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