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Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. Living life backwards

    I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every...

    Started by , 08-03-2007 11:24 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    08-03-2007 11:55 PM Go to last post
  2. Discussion group for men

    EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY - ALL ARE WELCOME Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a...

    Started by , 02-09-2008 12:41 PM
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 1,080
    02-09-2008 06:00 PM Go to last post
  3. never lose your grandkids

    A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' 'The cop asked, 'What's he...

    Started by $Spendbender$, 11-06-2008 12:51 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    11-06-2008 02:18 PM Go to last post
  4. Lottery Win!

    Lottery win: Guy says to his wife: "Darling, what would you do if I said I've won the lottery?" Wife replies: "I'd take half then leave...

    Started by $Spendbender$, 01-29-2009 02:54 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 593
    01-29-2009 02:54 PM Go to last post
  5. The Midget and The Drunk

    A guy, having had one too many down the pub and speeding, rams into a really nice, brand new Aston Martin at a red light. “Oh JESUS!” he shouts. He...

    Started by $Spendbender$, 06-02-2009 05:06 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 586
    06-02-2009 05:06 PM Go to last post
  6. My Living Will

    Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room discussing what our wishes were should something terrible happen to us. I said to her, 'I...

    Started by $Spendbender$, 07-29-2009 11:09 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 596
    07-29-2009 11:54 AM Go to last post
  7. Hooked On Phonics!!!

    Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!" Deep breath .. "What...

    Started by *Angel*, 12-29-2007 03:30 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 836
    12-29-2007 06:39 PM Go to last post
  8. The female brain cells!

    One day a female brain cell got lost in a mans brain. She searched for hours, but nothing was around. She started screaming, HELLO???? HELLO?????...

    Started by 1337, 07-23-2007 11:51 PM
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 946
    07-24-2007 12:58 AM Go to last post
  9. Three Women

    Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of...

    Started by 4caster, 10-28-2008 02:41 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 749
    10-28-2008 02:41 PM Go to last post
  10. 2008's First Christmas Joke

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each...

    Started by 4caster, 11-27-2008 10:42 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 854
    12-13-2008 12:31 AM Go to last post
  11. Wink My point exactly!

    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, ‘Things are...

    Started by 4caster, 09-29-2009 09:23 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 810
    11-13-2009 01:03 PM Go to last post
  12. 18 Wheeler Licence

    The other day a gentleman was recounting an episode to his friend that he witnessed that day... I was waiting at a red light when a van load of...

    Started by 4caster, 09-01-2011 05:34 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,617
    09-01-2011 11:16 PM Go to last post
  13. Bear warning!

    Started by 85mcss, 07-26-2008 09:07 PM
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,050
    08-22-2008 09:23 PM Go to last post
  14. Home Depot scam... CAUTION

    Here is a "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last two months I became a...

    Started by 85mcss, 03-14-2009 08:44 PM
    • Replies: 11
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    03-16-2009 04:36 PM Go to last post
  15. Banned from wal-mart

    BANNED FROM WAL-MART... This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany...

    Started by 85mcss, 03-27-2009 01:27 AM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,255
    03-29-2009 05:14 PM Go to last post
  16. Testicle Therapy

    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The...

    Started by 85mcss, 06-11-2009 11:16 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 741
    06-18-2009 02:09 PM Go to last post
  17. Womens spring classes

    Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by June 30, 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND...

    Started by 85mcss, 06-11-2009 11:17 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 509
    06-11-2009 11:17 PM Go to last post
  18. And thats how the fight started.

    One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she...

    Started by 85mcss, 06-30-2009 07:33 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 677
    07-01-2009 12:41 AM Go to last post
  19. how to solve a mid-life crisis

    WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA...

    Started by adigirl, 06-10-2007 03:51 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 629
    06-10-2007 05:27 PM Go to last post
  20. Disorder in the Court

    > These are from a book called Disorder in the American > Courts, and are things people actually said in court, > word for...

    Started by adigirl, 11-26-2007 06:50 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 490
    11-26-2007 07:46 PM Go to last post

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