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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. Grandma in Court

    Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small -town prosecuting...

    Started by starterwiz, 03-14-2008 01:54 PM
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  2. Dear Wife,

    Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days....

    Started by NativeMomma, 03-18-2008 04:03 PM
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  3. Funny, scary funny

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF5Kdm4Eu6w

    Started by Barry Morris, 03-24-2008 09:17 AM
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  4. 2 Cndn jokes

    CANADIAN JOKE # 1 After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down...

    Started by starterwiz, 03-24-2008 05:36 PM
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  5. You might be a rednek

    Started by J*B, 04-07-2008 03:30 PM
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    04-07-2008 03:30 PM Go to last post
  6. Fleeing Taliban

    A fleeing Taliban, parched and desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance....

    Started by J*B, 04-09-2008 08:52 AM
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  7. Various Graphs

    Started by Miles From Nowhere, 04-11-2008 01:52 PM
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    04-11-2008 01:52 PM Go to last post
  8. LOL

    http://www.svtgalleries.net/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=18296&ppuser=949

    Started by t1000, 04-13-2008 08:33 PM
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  9. Hillary and her driver

    Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to...

    Started by J*B, 04-21-2008 12:38 PM
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  10. Confucius Say

    > Confucius Says: > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who run in > front of car get tired. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who run behind > car get...

    Started by MaO3, 05-07-2008 12:27 PM
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  11. Brothel

    The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. ...

    Started by SusyQ, 06-23-2008 12:37 AM
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  12. The Bush Administration

    Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its...

    Started by DeleteAccout, 07-05-2008 12:16 PM
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  13. I知 Better Than You

    Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, 的知 the best plastic surgeon...

    Started by DeleteAccout, 07-05-2008 12:18 PM
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  14. How Many Americans?

    Q: How many Americans can you fit in a phone booth? A: A whole army....if you put it in a desert and tell them its not theirs.

    Started by DeleteAccout, 07-05-2008 12:19 PM
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  15. Doctor I have this problem with gas

    A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and...

    Started by sssammy, 11-06-2008 08:23 PM
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  16. Reasons NOT to mess with children

    Reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a...

    Started by Xzavia, 11-24-2008 11:43 AM
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  17. The little old lady and her two garbage bags.

    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while...

    Started by Xzavia, 11-24-2008 11:59 AM
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  18. Court room faux pas

    Courtroom Quotations The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and...

    Started by BlueSky, 12-15-2008 09:48 AM
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  19. Talking the Husband store

    Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 12-24-2008 02:26 PM
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  20. Two Large Plastic Garbage Bags

    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in awhile a...

    Started by Jack Butler, 09-09-2010 08:48 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 872
    09-09-2010 08:48 PM Go to last post

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