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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. Are women really that smart?

    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The...

    Started by Ultra54, 02-23-2008 01:14 PM
    • Replies: 6
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    02-25-2008 06:54 PM Go to last post
  2. Dangerous Virus

    There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you...

    Started by NativeMomma, 01-13-2007 11:37 AM
    • Replies: 0
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  3. eat rye bread every day it gives great stamina

    Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and...

    Started by NativeMomma, 01-12-2007 07:38 PM
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  4. sault ste. marie customs

    a retired couple are on vacation and are crossing the border in sault ste. marie. at the border crossing the customs officer asks where they are...

    Started by cassiechadwick, 03-16-2007 12:25 AM
    • Replies: 0
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    03-16-2007 12:25 AM Go to last post
  5. What DO You Do All Day?

    > A man came home from work and found his three > Children outside, still In their pajamas, > Playing in the mud, with empty > Food boxes and...

    Started by NativeMomma, 02-01-2007 07:56 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    02-01-2007 07:56 PM Go to last post
  6. #2 Pencil

    #2 pencil... The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)! You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. ...

    Started by SusyQ, 10-24-2008 11:53 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,030
    10-25-2008 11:35 PM Go to last post
  7. (Joke) Bad News (Doughboy Obituary)

    Here is a joke that you all may like. I thought it was cute. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. Ther...

    Started by teddybear84, 01-22-2007 06:15 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    01-22-2007 06:15 PM Go to last post
  8. ***** happens

    "Taoism: **** happens. Buddhism: If **** happens, it's not really ****. Islam: If **** happens, it's the will of Allah. Protestantism:

    Started by The Voice, 01-21-2014 07:09 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    01-21-2014 07:09 PM Go to last post
  9. */9 words women use/*

    *(1)** **Fine:** **This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.* *(2)** **Five Minutes:** **If she...

    Started by NativeMomma, 10-17-2008 01:16 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 705
    10-17-2008 09:31 PM Go to last post
  10. 100 lbs of dynamite!

    A body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes...

    Started by Paully, 01-07-2007 08:46 PM
    • Replies: 12
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    01-08-2007 09:39 AM Go to last post
  11. 12 new rules before entering Alberta

    1. Bring your own house. 2. If going to the Oil Sands, bring your own house, school and hospital. 3. If going to Edmonton, wear your flak jacket....

    Started by Barney Rubble, 05-18-2007 07:56 PM
    • Replies: 1
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  12. 18 Wheeler Licence

    The other day a gentleman was recounting an episode to his friend that he witnessed that day... I was waiting at a red light when a van load of...

    Started by 4caster, 09-01-2011 05:34 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    09-01-2011 11:16 PM Go to last post
  13. 2 Cndn jokes

    CANADIAN JOKE # 1 After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down...

    Started by starterwiz, 03-24-2008 06:36 PM
    • Replies: 0
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  14. 2 Garbage Bags?

    Two Garbage Bags A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one...

    Started by Little B, 05-06-2007 06:28 PM
    • Replies: 3
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    05-08-2007 03:06 AM Go to last post
  15. 2008's First Christmas Joke

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each...

    Started by 4caster, 11-27-2008 10:42 AM
    • Replies: 2
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    12-13-2008 12:31 AM Go to last post
  16. 25 reasons i owe my mother

    25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just...

    Started by NativeMomma, 05-08-2009 04:36 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    06-20-2009 01:26 PM Go to last post
  17. 29 Lines to Make You Smile

    1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every...

    Started by NativeMomma, 03-21-2007 06:35 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 481
    03-22-2007 04:04 PM Go to last post
  18. 4 little animals

    You've got to love this little girl. What a fine woman/wifeshe'll make! A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little...

    Started by kinkysquiggles, 08-24-2007 05:08 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 526
    08-27-2007 09:49 PM Go to last post
  19. 7 Kinds Of Sex

    Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet...

    Started by Mr & Mrs Allyyyzkat, 06-04-2007 01:54 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 583
    06-04-2007 05:00 PM Go to last post
  20. A Christmas Story

    'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little...

    Started by SusyQ, 12-15-2007 07:16 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 409
    12-15-2007 07:16 PM Go to last post

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