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  1. The Truth

    "NASA's budget in 2011 was about $19 billion. With that they made a Mars rover that can send HD video 127 million miles. AT&T's capital investments...

    Started by Barry Morris, 09-04-2015 06:37 PM
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  2. War on the USA!!!

    Newfoundland declares war on the U.S.A. President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hallo, President Obama " a...

    Started by Barry Morris, 08-11-2015 07:00 PM
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  3. An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quar

    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things...

    Started by starterwiz, 12-22-2007 10:13 PM
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  4. The Yank And The Newf

    A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck...

    Started by DeleteAccout, 07-05-2008 12:58 PM
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  5. Wet Pants

    WET PANTS Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle...

    Started by NativeMomma, 07-15-2008 01:01 PM
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  6. How Many Americans?

    Q: How many Americans can you fit in a phone booth? A: A whole army....if you put it in a desert and tell them its not theirs.

    Started by DeleteAccout, 07-05-2008 12:19 PM
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  7. The [censored] Study

    he American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Pen!s was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that...

    Started by DeleteAccout, 07-05-2008 12:54 PM
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  8. Bottles Are Worth A Dime

    A Russian, a American and a Canadian are out riding horses. The Russian pulls out an expensive bottle of vodka, takes a shot, then another, and...

    Started by DeleteAccout, 07-05-2008 12:44 PM
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  9. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

    MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF (COMICAL ALI): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. ...

    Started by K3lvin, 02-15-2007 12:52 AM
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  10. The Bush Administration

    Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its...

    Started by DeleteAccout, 07-05-2008 12:16 PM
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  11. Mean Moms

    Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved...

    Started by NativeMomma, 12-16-2007 05:08 PM
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  12. Just a MOM

    JUST A MOM? A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk 'S office Was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. ...

    Started by NativeMomma, 03-21-2007 04:29 PM
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  13. Courtroom Testimony

    These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm...

    Started by EyelashExtensions, 12-18-2007 03:19 AM
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  14. Brothel

    The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. ...

    Started by SusyQ, 06-23-2008 12:37 AM
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  15. i thought of a pg13 rating one!

    its new year eve and a snail gets up onto the bar. the bartender says what are you doing here? the snail replies that he wants a drink to celebrate...

    Started by cassiechadwick, 03-18-2007 01:57 AM
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  16. Cure for snoring

    A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a...

    Started by J*B, 02-06-2008 10:29 AM
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  17. Hillary and her driver

    Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to...

    Started by J*B, 04-21-2008 12:38 PM
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  18. Confucius Say

    > Confucius Says: > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who run in > front of car get tired. > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* > Man who run behind > car get...

    Started by MaO3, 05-07-2008 12:27 PM
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  19. Off To Vegas

    A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 02-15-2007 08:36 PM
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  20. Energizer bunny found dead!

    The world was stunned by the news today of the death of the ENERGIZER BUNNY. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at...

    Started by J*B, 02-06-2008 10:33 AM
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