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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. Lottery Win!

    Lottery win: Guy says to his wife: "Darling, what would you do if I said I've won the lottery?" Wife replies: "I'd take half then leave...

    Started by $Spendbender$, 01-29-2009 01:54 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    01-29-2009 01:54 PM Go to last post
  2. The Good Son

    One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of the Granville Presbyterian church found a pink envelope containing $1,000....

    Started by SusyQ, 01-20-2009 10:44 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 782
    01-21-2009 03:01 PM Go to last post
  3. Anyone seen my rake?

    http://www.smwa.net/downloads/funny/rake_bush4.swf This was the best thing I seen in a while

    Started by someguy, 01-21-2009 08:04 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,081
    01-21-2009 10:54 AM Go to last post
  4. Square Balls

    > >> > >> Too cute to not pass on...... > >> > >> This is a joke that is supposed to bring you luck. > >> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *...

    Started by NativeMomma, 01-17-2009 12:30 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 658
    01-17-2009 12:30 PM Go to last post
  5. Private parts died

    PRIVATE PARTS DIED > > > > An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home > > > > One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. > >...

    Started by NativeMomma, 01-15-2009 10:23 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 628
    01-15-2009 10:23 PM Go to last post
  6. Post If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly.....

    Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, ...

    Started by NativeMomma, 01-14-2009 11:03 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 509
    01-14-2009 11:03 PM Go to last post
  7. Cold Weather Behaviour

    Cold Weather Behavior… 60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Gouligans plant gardens.50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably....

    Started by NewCasa, 01-14-2009 09:10 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 660
    01-14-2009 03:52 PM Go to last post
  8. Top 10 Signs that you Might be Canadian

    10) Drinking and shuffleboard go hand in hand for you and you call it 'curling'. 9) You've never seen an English language film that was actually...

    Started by NewCasa, 01-11-2009 07:56 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,883
    01-11-2009 11:07 PM Go to last post
  9. Breakfast at MacDonalds

    Breakfast at McDonald's This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some...

    Started by NativeMomma, 12-30-2008 01:40 AM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,111
    01-11-2009 09:56 PM Go to last post
  10. Drinkin and Drivin in Newfoundland

    Drinkin and Drivin in Newfoundland . . . . Two Newfies, Archie and Harry, were driving down the road drinking a couple of beers. The...

    Started by NativeMomma, 01-11-2009 06:23 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 473
    01-11-2009 06:23 PM Go to last post
  11. First Job

    "A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. ...

    Started by Barney Rubble, 12-14-2008 04:03 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,054
    01-10-2009 02:35 PM Go to last post
  12. Be strong

    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young...

    Started by SusyQ, 01-09-2009 10:09 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 620
    01-10-2009 02:12 PM Go to last post
  13. Best Man Of The Year

    his speech was given at a wedding reception where 200 people were in attendance. The bride and groom are both prosecuting attorneys. IF THE MOVIE IS...

    Started by Super Gram, 01-05-2009 10:06 AM
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 2,677
    01-10-2009 11:53 AM Go to last post
  14. ex gf call

    I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of...

    Started by starterwiz, 01-05-2009 10:57 AM
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,228
    01-09-2009 07:04 PM Go to last post
  15. Better than a Flu Shot!

    Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice, The church organist,

    Started by NativeMomma, 01-09-2009 12:02 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 565
    01-09-2009 12:29 PM Go to last post
  16. mexican words of the day

    1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat. 2. *Mushroom* ...

    Started by kitty&mimi, 12-28-2008 07:06 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 895
    12-28-2008 07:06 PM Go to last post
  17. Digital TV conversion

    Started by Ultra54, 12-27-2008 10:29 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 832
    12-28-2008 05:09 PM Go to last post
  18. Talking the Husband store

    Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 12-24-2008 02:26 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 602
    12-24-2008 02:26 PM Go to last post
  19. Signs That You Drink Too Much Coffee

    - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last...

    Started by J*B, 12-23-2008 08:33 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 725
    12-23-2008 11:24 PM Go to last post
  20. Laws of ultimate reality

    Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of Gravity Any...

    Started by J*B, 12-18-2008 06:36 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 554
    12-22-2008 12:24 PM Go to last post

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