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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. Motivational Posters

    A friend emailed these to me and I thought it would help lighten the mood a bit......

    Started by Strife, 01-04-2008 12:32 AM
    • Replies: 7
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    01-20-2008 06:42 PM Go to last post
  2. Can cold water clean dishes?

    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90...

    Started by J*B, 12-06-2007 09:56 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 583
    01-21-2008 06:27 PM Go to last post
  3. Telemarketer Tips LOL!!

    Some tactics to use when you get a telemarketer call! I know this should be in jokes, but I'm feeling rebellious!! LOL! 1. Use a husky, dirty...

    Started by everywoman, 01-21-2008 09:46 PM
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 1,635
    01-22-2008 08:58 AM Go to last post
  4. Living Will

    LIVING WILL Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on...

    Started by J*B, 01-22-2008 11:16 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 383
    01-22-2008 11:16 AM Go to last post
  5. The trees out here are different...

    what kinda tree is this??? guess our trees are more masculine at least??

    Started by Barney Rubble, 01-22-2008 11:56 AM
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 893
    01-22-2008 11:38 PM Go to last post
  6. Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil Worshipper?

    He sold his soul to Santa!!!

    Started by Barney Rubble, 01-21-2008 05:11 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 415
    01-23-2008 08:52 AM Go to last post
  7. Brand new Skidoo

    Guy goes into the local Skidoo dealer, and has a look at the new top of the line model. He says to the salesman "If you paint it yellow, I'll take...

    Started by starterwiz, 01-23-2008 04:46 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 689
    01-24-2008 06:56 PM Go to last post
  8. Save Gasoline

    The man is a genious. <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">George Carlin's Solution to Save...

    Started by Ultra54, 01-21-2008 08:52 PM
    • Replies: 7
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    01-24-2008 08:50 PM Go to last post
  9. Omnivorous Monkey

    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some...

    Started by Little B, 01-25-2008 01:05 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 422
    01-25-2008 01:05 AM Go to last post
  10. psstt..Crusty

    here's your pic..a Scotish bar stool

    Started by Sweet Little Sister, 01-24-2008 11:04 AM
    • Replies: 5
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    01-25-2008 12:44 PM Go to last post
  11. bad bear

    A bear walks into a bar in Butte, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We...

    Started by Barney Rubble, 01-27-2008 05:16 AM
    • Replies: 0
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    01-27-2008 05:16 AM Go to last post
  12. Government health warning!!!

    <span style="color: #CC0000"> DO NOT SWALLOW CHEWING-GUM!!</span>

    Started by Paully, 01-28-2008 10:54 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 561
    01-28-2008 04:10 PM Go to last post
  13. HEY...All you WOMEN out there.....

    Yes Finally...just for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Started by crazymamma, 01-29-2008 06:32 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 733
    01-29-2008 10:34 PM Go to last post
  14. Snowing too hard...a weather joke.

    A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning, without fail. One Saturday he gets up at his usual 4:00am, quietly gets out of bed, so as not to wake his...

    Started by starterwiz, 01-30-2008 09:59 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 438
    01-30-2008 10:00 AM Go to last post
  15. This is cute..

    A man was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned toward her and said, "Letıs talk. Iıve heard that flights go quicker...

    Started by J*B, 01-30-2008 10:02 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 382
    01-30-2008 12:43 PM Go to last post
  16. MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD

    MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil...

    Started by General Lee, 02-04-2008 07:24 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 441
    02-04-2008 09:30 AM Go to last post
  17. Nice boobs!

    A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you...

    Started by J*B, 02-06-2008 09:58 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 727
    02-06-2008 09:58 AM Go to last post
  18. Cure for snoring

    A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a...

    Started by J*B, 02-06-2008 10:29 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 361
    02-06-2008 10:29 AM Go to last post
  19. Energizer bunny found dead!

    The world was stunned by the news today of the death of the ENERGIZER BUNNY. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at...

    Started by J*B, 02-06-2008 10:33 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 371
    02-06-2008 10:33 AM Go to last post
  20. Apology Letter From The Wife

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The...

    Started by \m/ Rich \m/, 01-29-2008 04:15 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 598
    02-07-2008 10:07 PM Go to last post

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