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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. Hooked On Phonics!!!

    Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!" Deep breath .. "What...

    Started by *Angel*, 12-29-2007 03:30 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 836
    12-29-2007 06:39 PM Go to last post
  2. Horse and a chicken

    My alltime fave joke: A horse and a chicken live on a farm. One spring there is a flash flood and all the animals are penned up in the barn for a...

    Started by Tansy, 03-06-2009 01:08 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 568
    03-06-2009 01:22 PM Go to last post
  3. HOW A MARRIAGE BEGINS!

    A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with...

    Started by gouligann, 07-06-2007 07:08 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 500
    07-08-2007 06:08 AM Go to last post
  4. How do DUIs still hunt???

    Started by Barney Rubble, 12-14-2008 04:54 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 974
    12-14-2008 10:44 PM Go to last post
  5. How Many Americans?

    Q: How many Americans can you fit in a phone booth? A: A whole army....if you put it in a desert and tell them its not theirs.

    Started by DeleteAccout, 07-05-2008 01:19 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 324
    07-05-2008 01:19 PM Go to last post
  6. How men and women differ‏

    NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will...

    Started by NativeMomma, 06-01-2009 11:06 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 632
    06-20-2009 01:18 PM Go to last post
  7. How old is Bill?

    Joe is 24. He is twice as old as Bill was when Joe was as old as Bill is now. How old is Bill?

    Started by starterwiz, 08-31-2007 11:42 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 655
    08-31-2007 12:24 PM Go to last post
  8. how to get pregnant.

    "How To Get Pregnant: 1. Donate your last piece of baby equipment to Goodwill. 2. Send your youngest child off to kindergarten with a dance of...

    Started by Giggle Squirt, 04-17-2009 03:21 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 828
    04-18-2009 11:59 AM Go to last post
  9. how to solve a mid-life crisis

    WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA...

    Started by adigirl, 06-10-2007 03:51 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 629
    06-10-2007 05:27 PM Go to last post
  10. How to tell the sex of a fly?

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He...

    Started by coorslightguy, 03-30-2009 01:09 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,052
    06-20-2009 01:29 PM Go to last post
  11. How Was I Born

    This is cute! A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day...

    Started by Mr & Mrs Allyyyzkat, 01-07-2007 07:56 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 733
    01-07-2007 08:06 PM Go to last post
  12. Hu is the President of China?

    Hu is the president of china...funny video with bush and rice. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tmbeQwIp1I

    Started by houlegan, 09-10-2007 12:19 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 560
    09-10-2007 12:19 PM Go to last post
  13. Hummer

    Started by everywoman, 07-06-2007 08:46 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 638
    07-08-2007 06:11 AM Go to last post
  14. I believe

    Not exactly a Joke but...I believe I would like to share these words with you today... ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ I Believe......

    Started by MaO3, 12-10-2009 11:43 AM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,228
    12-15-2009 09:06 PM Go to last post
  15. I Just Love Hearing It

    An old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine...

    Started by Jack Butler, 09-06-2010 08:54 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 859
    09-06-2010 08:54 PM Go to last post
  16. I laughed so hard I cried

    Started by TheManInBlack, 11-22-2009 04:08 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 885
    11-22-2009 09:50 PM Go to last post
  17. I Like The Way You Think

    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Tony. ...

    Started by Jack Butler, 05-12-2011 09:20 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 947
    05-12-2011 09:20 PM Go to last post
  18. i lost my brother???

    ok! my sister has 2 brothers but i only have one????? i'm sorry! drinkin at the neighbourhood hole...sorry but if you find my missing...

    Started by Barney Rubble, 01-20-2008 01:10 AM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 904
    01-20-2008 05:54 PM Go to last post
  19. I love ewe.

    A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet...

    Started by Anapeg, 09-20-2011 10:59 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,463
    10-15-2011 07:54 PM Go to last post
  20. I love mustard

    I love Mustard If you have children, you will probably relate to this father. As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a...

    Started by GirlNextDoor, 06-14-2007 10:08 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 438
    06-14-2007 10:08 PM Go to last post

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