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  1. Incase You Wanted To Know

    How to Wash the Cat... 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 02-24-2007 03:15 PM
    • Replies: 9
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    02-24-2007 03:35 PM Go to last post
  2. You know you're living in 2007 when . . . .

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of...

    Started by ladybug, 05-10-2007 09:05 AM
    • Replies: 8
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    06-05-2007 08:28 PM Go to last post
  3. Three Women

    Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of...

    Started by 4caster, 10-28-2008 01:41 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    10-28-2008 01:41 PM Go to last post
  4. adult , may offend some so dont look if thats you

    a man goes to see his doctor because his privates have turned orange and the doctor sends him to the lab to get a work-up done. when he's finished...

    Started by cassiechadwick, 03-15-2007 11:14 PM
    • Replies: 8
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    03-17-2007 03:46 AM Go to last post
  5. Testicle Therapy

    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The...

    Started by 85mcss, 06-11-2009 10:16 PM
    • Replies: 3
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    06-18-2009 01:09 PM Go to last post
  6. Jumping on the bed

    Jumping On The Bed > > > A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping > on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband > watches...

    Started by NativeMomma, 01-12-2007 06:34 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 739
    01-12-2007 06:42 PM Go to last post
  7. What causes arthritis?

    WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered...

    Started by starterwiz, 04-12-2009 02:12 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    05-08-2009 12:09 AM Go to last post
  8. How Was I Born

    This is cute! A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day...

    Started by Mr & Mrs Allyyyzkat, 01-07-2007 06:56 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 733
    01-07-2007 07:06 PM Go to last post
  9. HEY...All you WOMEN out there.....

    Yes Finally...just for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Started by crazymamma, 01-29-2008 06:32 PM
    • Replies: 4
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    01-29-2008 10:34 PM Go to last post
  10. New Career?

    Last Sunday I was feeling really depressed. So I called Life Line for help. I got a friggin' call centre in Afghanistan. I told them I was...

    Started by Anapeg, 11-04-2009 06:00 AM
    • Replies: 1
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    11-04-2009 06:10 AM Go to last post
  11. New Government Symbol

    thought I'd share!

    Started by crazymamma, 03-06-2007 08:51 AM
    • Replies: 9
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    03-08-2007 07:59 AM Go to last post
  12. Spanish Words of the Day

    Spanish Words of the Day 1. Cheese Maria likes me, but I don't like her because cheese fat. 2. Mushroom When all my family get in...

    Started by NativeMomma, 10-17-2008 10:23 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 730
    10-22-2008 09:03 PM Go to last post
  13. Anti-Bird Strike System

    Started by BlueSky, 02-13-2009 09:34 AM
    • Replies: 1
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    02-13-2009 11:53 AM Go to last post
  14. Double standards

    You have to hate, absolutely HATE double standards. If a woman sleeps with many many men she is a tramp but if a guy does it he is gay.

    Started by Anapeg, 04-18-2011 03:46 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    04-18-2011 03:46 PM Go to last post
  15. Woman!

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but...

    Started by LettuceLady, 08-15-2009 01:19 AM
    • Replies: 1
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    08-15-2009 06:02 PM Go to last post
  16. Nice boobs!

    A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you...

    Started by J*B, 02-06-2008 09:58 AM
    • Replies: 0
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    02-06-2008 09:58 AM Go to last post
  17. Thats how the FIGHT started LOL

    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.....so, I took her to a gas station..... and that's how the...

    Started by SusyQ, 10-24-2008 12:28 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 727
    10-24-2008 12:28 AM Go to last post
  18. Signs That You Drink Too Much Coffee

    - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last...

    Started by J*B, 12-23-2008 08:33 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 725
    12-23-2008 11:24 PM Go to last post
  19. The Mole Family

    Mole Family A papa mole, a mama mole, And a baby mole all live together In a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks His head Out of...

    Started by NativeMomma, 07-21-2009 12:10 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 720
    07-21-2009 12:10 AM Go to last post
  20. An Appointment

    Guy calls his doctor for an appointment. The receptionist tells him there is an opening on Feb 23, 2014. The guy asks whether it's morning or...

    Started by Barry Morris, 02-04-2010 01:41 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 719
    02-04-2010 01:41 PM Go to last post

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