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  1. Doctor I have this problem with gas

    A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and...

    Started by sssammy, 11-06-2008 09:23 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    11-06-2008 09:23 PM Go to last post
  2. never lose your grandkids

    A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!' 'The cop asked, 'What's he...

    Started by $Spendbender$, 11-06-2008 12:51 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 770
    11-06-2008 02:18 PM Go to last post
  3. An Elderly Couple

    An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas ... Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he...

    Started by sssammy, 11-03-2008 09:02 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 814
    11-04-2008 08:17 PM Go to last post
  4. Three Women

    Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of...

    Started by 4caster, 10-28-2008 02:41 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 749
    10-28-2008 02:41 PM Go to last post
  5. Old COOT RETIRES

    Upon reaching age 70, old Koot decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, Mrs. Koot became very agitated with him. She...

    Started by SusyQ, 10-27-2008 12:11 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 692
    10-27-2008 12:11 AM Go to last post
  6. #2 Pencil

    #2 pencil... The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)! You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. ...

    Started by SusyQ, 10-24-2008 11:53 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,030
    10-25-2008 11:35 PM Go to last post
  7. Talking PMS

    Thirteen Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section

    Started by houlegan, 10-24-2008 10:29 AM
    • Replies: 2
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    10-24-2008 10:46 AM Go to last post
  8. Thats how the FIGHT started LOL

    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.....so, I took her to a gas station..... and that's how the...

    Started by SusyQ, 10-24-2008 01:28 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 727
    10-24-2008 01:28 AM Go to last post
  9. Joke

    Q: When is a dentist's favourite time? A: 2:30 (tooth hurty) LOL

    Started by Quick Slice, 09-30-2008 05:01 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 960
    10-22-2008 10:15 PM Go to last post
  10. Heehee

    ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was...

    Started by SusyQ, 10-02-2008 01:17 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 850
    10-22-2008 10:14 PM Go to last post
  11. LOL

    Father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said: Stay here and be very QUIET. A few minutes later the father heard a...

    Started by SusyQ, 10-04-2008 01:45 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 944
    10-22-2008 10:10 PM Go to last post
  12. Spanish Words of the Day

    Spanish Words of the Day 1. Cheese Maria likes me, but I don't like her because cheese fat. 2. Mushroom When all my family get in...

    Started by NativeMomma, 10-17-2008 11:23 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 730
    10-22-2008 10:03 PM Go to last post
  13. Good better best

    A smile to start the week: GOOD A Saskatchewan police officer had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he...

    Started by SusyQ, 10-22-2008 01:47 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 668
    10-22-2008 10:00 PM Go to last post
  14. Sunday Morning Sex

    SUNDAY MORNING SEX I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,...

    Started by Xzavia, 10-20-2008 08:18 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 835
    10-21-2008 05:29 PM Go to last post
  15. Update on cinderella

    Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 10-19-2008 11:17 AM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 929
    10-19-2008 11:01 PM Go to last post
  16. */9 words women use/*

    *(1)** **Fine:** **This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.* *(2)** **Five Minutes:** **If she...

    Started by NativeMomma, 10-17-2008 01:16 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 705
    10-17-2008 09:31 PM Go to last post
  17. If a tree fell...

    1.The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor...

    Started by Miles From Nowhere, 10-16-2008 11:32 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 694
    10-17-2008 02:22 PM Go to last post
  18. Talking Snoring...

    A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the Wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to Tie a...

    Started by Hidden Treasure, 10-11-2008 08:04 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 785
    10-11-2008 09:38 PM Go to last post
  19. Haha

    A Blonde in Church An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong ...

    Started by SusyQ, 10-01-2008 03:13 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 678
    10-01-2008 10:15 PM Go to last post
  20. Watch What You Ask Retired People

    Next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?.... Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina...

    Started by J*B, 09-18-2008 06:05 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 937
    09-18-2008 06:15 PM Go to last post

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