Forum: Jokes

IDIOT SIGHTING We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large"...

CANADIAN JOKE # 1 After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down...

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Never Lie to a Woman A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his...

Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days....

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small -town prosecuting...

Why Women Cry**** A little boy asked his mother, 'Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm a woman,' she told him. 'I don't understand,' he said. ...

The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has...

1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3....

Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it....

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The...

A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. ...

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out of town and, actually, on a farm. this chick has short greying hair and i'm cool with that. she has a big smile and is definitely not camera...

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the...