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  1. Smart investments pay off.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you...

    Started by Anapeg, 08-09-2011 07:42 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    08-11-2011 09:46 AM Go to last post
  2. Golf Poem

    Golf Poem In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled, And Rather Small. Oh How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.

    Started by The Handyman, 06-13-2011 11:04 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,690
    06-25-2011 01:25 PM Go to last post
  3. Careful What You Say

    A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and...

    Started by Jack Butler, 06-01-2011 04:10 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 810
    06-01-2011 04:10 PM Go to last post
  4. I Like The Way You Think

    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Tony. ...

    Started by Jack Butler, 05-12-2011 08:20 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 839
    05-12-2011 08:20 PM Go to last post
  5. Smile Never PI$$ off a Nurse

    Never Pi$$ Off a Nurse A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he...

    Started by MaO3, 05-04-2011 11:43 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,247
    05-05-2011 05:14 PM Go to last post
  6. Why We Have Easter

    A teacher of a class of grade two students was curious as to what the young students knew about Easter, so she threw out the question to the class,...

    Started by The Handyman, 04-17-2011 12:52 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,607
    04-26-2011 10:05 AM Go to last post
  7. Secretary's are rarely wrong.

    There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we all have...

    Started by Anapeg, 04-18-2011 02:02 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 710
    04-20-2011 06:24 PM Go to last post
  8. Double standards

    You have to hate, absolutely HATE double standards. If a woman sleeps with many many men she is a tramp but if a guy does it he is gay.

    Started by Anapeg, 04-18-2011 03:46 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 596
    04-18-2011 03:46 PM Go to last post
  9. Nookie Green

    An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick Catholic Church .. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had...

    Started by Jack Butler, 04-12-2011 05:29 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 630
    04-12-2011 05:29 PM Go to last post
  10. Five Rules

    FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. ...

    Started by Jack Butler, 04-12-2011 12:21 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 509
    04-12-2011 12:21 PM Go to last post
  11. Last Kiss

    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly retired Navy...

    Started by Jack Butler, 04-09-2011 08:42 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 813
    04-09-2011 10:45 AM Go to last post
  12. Womens rights defended

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in New Brunswick . With his dummy on his knee, he...

    Started by Anapeg, 03-25-2011 06:39 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,094
    03-30-2011 05:31 PM Go to last post
  13. Never Question A Drunk

    A young woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of...

    Started by Jack Butler, 02-22-2011 05:42 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,562
    03-21-2011 02:41 PM Go to last post
  14. More "Women I've Met"

    When I was in my early twenties, I took a train to Vancouver from Ottawa. I had just started drinking, so of course the first stop on the train was...

    Started by starterwiz, 01-24-2011 11:01 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,331
    02-07-2011 09:44 AM Go to last post
  15. On-Line Dating

    Not really a joke, but funny nonetheless. A while ago I was into the dating sites, and I met this girl. We really seemed to hit it off, and spent...

    Started by starterwiz, 01-24-2011 09:45 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 722
    01-24-2011 09:45 PM Go to last post
  16. grasshopper

    This guy finnishes his shift and stops at the bar , he orders a grasshopper. Finishes it and leaves, on the way home he comes by a grasshopper. He...

    Started by AmdWolfman, 01-15-2011 02:11 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 814
    01-15-2011 02:11 PM Go to last post
  17. women

    Two women were quietly sitting together, minding their own business........

    Started by starterwiz, 09-18-2010 11:25 AM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,720
    01-08-2011 10:53 PM Go to last post
  18. intelligence

    A little boy asks his dad " where does my intelligence come from"? The dad replies " it must be from your mother because I still have mine".

    Started by velredrx8, 01-03-2011 07:30 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 780
    01-03-2011 07:30 AM Go to last post
  19. St.Peter joke

    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're in the wrong place." So the...

    Started by SweetBiotch, 12-24-2010 01:05 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 836
    12-24-2010 01:05 PM Go to last post
  20. Police joke

    A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No...

    Started by SweetBiotch, 12-21-2010 11:57 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 783
    12-21-2010 11:57 AM Go to last post

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