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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. Two women go to a bar for a drink...

    Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman...

    Started by gouligann, 12-19-2011 06:05 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    12-20-2011 01:29 AM Go to last post
  2. Freezer Burn, ....

    Two women in heaven, .... 1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd...

    Started by Bill Nash, 12-07-2011 09:36 AM
    • Replies: 4
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    12-12-2011 07:10 PM Go to last post
  3. oxygen sucking trees

    Not sure which is the biggest joke, so to speak, the police chief, the school director or the doctor. ...

    Started by hobo, 10-28-2011 08:48 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,137
    11-23-2011 04:19 PM Go to last post
  4. grandmas dont know everything

    Grandmas don't know everything! Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandma for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the...

    Started by Dragonfly, 08-29-2011 07:14 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,523
    10-18-2011 04:01 PM Go to last post
  5. I love ewe.

    A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet...

    Started by Anapeg, 09-20-2011 10:59 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,463
    10-15-2011 07:54 PM Go to last post
  6. Letter from a daughter

    YOU HAVE TO READ THIS ....FUNNY AS....... : A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything...

    Started by Dragonfly, 09-26-2011 10:27 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,346
    10-15-2011 07:51 PM Go to last post
  7. Older logic?

    It is old as the hills but still funny as hell, or at least I think so. Phillip Hewitson, an elderly man, from Norwich UK, was going up to...

    Started by Anapeg, 09-24-2011 05:10 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,467
    09-25-2011 02:40 AM Go to last post
  8. one fast sheep

    Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there...

    Started by Anapeg, 09-20-2011 10:50 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,235
    09-24-2011 08:04 AM Go to last post
  9. anagrams

    "Dormitory" - Dirty Room "Evangelist" - Evil's Agent "Desperation" - A Rope Ends It "The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots "Slot Machines" -...

    Started by Anapeg, 09-10-2011 03:41 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,236
    09-10-2011 03:41 PM Go to last post
  10. Great White Hunter

    Shot my first turkey yesterday. . scared the **** out of everyone in the frozen food section... It was awesome !!!

    Started by Anapeg, 09-07-2011 09:56 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,398
    09-07-2011 11:44 PM Go to last post
  11. 18 Wheeler Licence

    The other day a gentleman was recounting an episode to his friend that he witnessed that day... I was waiting at a red light when a van load of...

    Started by 4caster, 09-01-2011 05:34 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    09-01-2011 11:16 PM Go to last post
  12. You don't need, .....

    1 - You don't need a parachute to sky dive, .... only need one to sky dive twice. 2 - Politicians are like diapers, ... they need changing...

    Started by Bill Nash, 08-29-2011 10:14 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,118
    08-29-2011 10:14 PM Go to last post
  13. Rich Lawyer

    There was a lawyer who was rich beyond his wildest dreams. He had so much money that he had a girlfriend in every town he did business in. On one...

    Started by Bill Nash, 08-24-2011 08:20 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,139
    08-24-2011 08:20 PM Go to last post
  14. The Pearly Gates

    St. Peter was tending the Pearly Gates as usual, when he suddenly had the urge to have to relieve himself. He still needed someone to look after the...

    Started by Bill Nash, 08-15-2011 09:30 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,603
    08-15-2011 09:51 AM Go to last post
  15. Smart investments pay off.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you...

    Started by Anapeg, 08-09-2011 08:42 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,054
    08-11-2011 10:46 AM Go to last post
  16. Golf Poem

    Golf Poem In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled, And Rather Small. Oh How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.

    Started by Bill Nash, 06-13-2011 12:04 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,929
    06-25-2011 02:25 PM Go to last post
  17. Careful What You Say

    A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and...

    Started by Jack Butler, 06-01-2011 05:10 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 989
    06-01-2011 05:10 PM Go to last post
  18. I Like The Way You Think

    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Tony. ...

    Started by Jack Butler, 05-12-2011 09:20 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 947
    05-12-2011 09:20 PM Go to last post
  19. Smile Never PI$$ off a Nurse

    Never Pi$$ Off a Nurse A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he...

    Started by MaO3, 05-04-2011 12:43 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,424
    05-05-2011 06:14 PM Go to last post
  20. Why We Have Easter

    A teacher of a class of grade two students was curious as to what the young students knew about Easter, so she threw out the question to the class,...

    Started by Bill Nash, 04-17-2011 01:52 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,879
    04-26-2011 11:05 AM Go to last post

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