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  1. crazy

    THE WORLD'S SHORTEST PSYCHIATRIC JOKE A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of cellophane. The psychiatrist says,...

    Started by Alexis, 02-21-2007 04:45 PM
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    02-21-2007 04:45 PM Go to last post
  2. warning may not be suited for children

    warning may contain female content..... too funny not to share with my sisters!! i just hope you read it for the intent of laughing your butt...

    Started by Alexis, 03-15-2007 01:46 AM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 635
    03-20-2007 11:27 AM Go to last post
  3. lmfao

    A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey,...

    Started by AmdWolfman, 09-28-2007 11:44 AM
    • Replies: 1
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    09-28-2007 01:48 PM Go to last post
  4. here's a HA-HA

    The wife said, " honey we caught four fish, and we are only allowed three, lets throw one back into the sea". The husband said," are you mad...

    Started by AmdWolfman, 08-31-2009 10:07 AM
    • Replies: 0
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    08-31-2009 10:07 AM Go to last post
  5. grasshopper

    This guy finnishes his shift and stops at the bar , he orders a grasshopper. Finishes it and leaves, on the way home he comes by a grasshopper. He...

    Started by AmdWolfman, 01-15-2011 03:11 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 964
    01-15-2011 03:11 PM Go to last post
  6. Old AND smart

    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was...

    Started by Anapeg, 10-10-2009 07:53 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    10-10-2009 07:53 PM Go to last post
  7. New Career?

    Last Sunday I was feeling really depressed. So I called Life Line for help. I got a friggin' call centre in Afghanistan. I told them I was...

    Started by Anapeg, 11-04-2009 07:00 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 732
    11-04-2009 07:10 AM Go to last post
  8. Maple Leafs!

    My neighbour had her car broken into last night. She forgot and left two leaf tickets on the front seat. The person who broke in to her vehicle left...

    Started by Anapeg, 11-14-2009 02:27 PM
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    12-02-2009 03:09 PM Go to last post
  9. Truth?

    Difference Between Grandfathers and Grandmothers Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is? Well here...

    Started by Anapeg, 12-09-2009 08:41 PM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,086
    12-10-2009 12:31 AM Go to last post
  10. The Sensitive Man

    The Sensitive Man: A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end

    Started by Anapeg, 12-21-2009 06:47 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    12-21-2009 07:08 PM Go to last post
  11. Un masculine cat?

    An old lady had a visit from a Fairy God Mother ( not DQ ). She was granted three wishes. Her first wish was to be young and beautiful again as in...

    Started by Anapeg, 12-21-2009 07:58 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,835
    12-21-2009 08:17 PM Go to last post
  12. Womens rights defended

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in New Brunswick . With his dummy on his knee, he...

    Started by Anapeg, 03-25-2011 07:39 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,268
    03-30-2011 06:31 PM Go to last post
  13. Secretary's are rarely wrong.

    There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we all have...

    Started by Anapeg, 04-18-2011 03:02 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 867
    04-20-2011 07:24 PM Go to last post
  14. Double standards

    You have to hate, absolutely HATE double standards. If a woman sleeps with many many men she is a tramp but if a guy does it he is gay.

    Started by Anapeg, 04-18-2011 04:46 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    04-18-2011 04:46 PM Go to last post
  15. Smart investments pay off.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you...

    Started by Anapeg, 08-09-2011 08:42 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,054
    08-11-2011 10:46 AM Go to last post
  16. Great White Hunter

    Shot my first turkey yesterday. . scared the **** out of everyone in the frozen food section... It was awesome !!!

    Started by Anapeg, 09-07-2011 09:56 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,398
    09-07-2011 11:44 PM Go to last post
  17. anagrams

    "Dormitory" - Dirty Room "Evangelist" - Evil's Agent "Desperation" - A Rope Ends It "The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots "Slot Machines" -...

    Started by Anapeg, 09-10-2011 03:41 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,236
    09-10-2011 03:41 PM Go to last post
  18. I love ewe.

    A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet...

    Started by Anapeg, 09-20-2011 10:59 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,463
    10-15-2011 07:54 PM Go to last post
  19. one fast sheep

    Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there...

    Started by Anapeg, 09-20-2011 10:50 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,235
    09-24-2011 08:04 AM Go to last post
  20. Older logic?

    It is old as the hills but still funny as hell, or at least I think so. Phillip Hewitson, an elderly man, from Norwich UK, was going up to...

    Started by Anapeg, 09-24-2011 05:10 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,467
    09-25-2011 02:40 AM Go to last post

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