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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

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    07-01-2007 02:53 PM Go to last post
  1. Tale of the Irish Sausage

    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy...

    Started by J*B, 11-27-2008 11:48 AM
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    12-12-2008 11:28 PM Go to last post
  2. ex gf call

    I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of...

    Started by starterwiz, 01-05-2009 10:57 AM
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    01-09-2009 07:04 PM Go to last post
  3. Incase You Wanted To Know

    How to Wash the Cat... 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 02-24-2007 03:15 PM
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    02-24-2007 03:35 PM Go to last post
  4. New Government Symbol

    thought I'd share!

    Started by crazymamma, 03-06-2007 08:51 AM
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    03-08-2007 07:59 AM Go to last post
  5. Hooked On Phonics!!!

    Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!" Deep breath .. "What...

    Started by *Angel*, 12-29-2007 02:30 PM
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    12-29-2007 05:39 PM Go to last post
  6. SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER......

    You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve...

    Started by ladybug, 01-30-2008 07:05 PM
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    08-22-2008 07:51 PM Go to last post
  7. LOL

    MY PRIVATE PARTS DIED An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse...

    Started by SusyQ, 05-31-2008 01:32 PM
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    06-17-2008 07:48 PM Go to last post
  8. Top 10 Signs that you Might be Canadian

    10) Drinking and shuffleboard go hand in hand for you and you call it 'curling'. 9) You've never seen an English language film that was actually...

    Started by NewCasa, 01-11-2009 07:56 PM
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    01-11-2009 11:07 PM Go to last post
  9. school answering machine

    Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen...

    Started by Sweet Little Sister, 08-11-2009 10:37 AM
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    08-11-2009 08:59 PM Go to last post
  10. A squirrel

    walks up to a tree and says, "Hi tree! I am a squirrel, and I forgot to bury nuts so now I am dead." The joke is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

    Started by Pleiades, 01-12-2010 02:37 AM
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    05-12-2010 02:03 PM Go to last post
  11. Grandma's Boyfriend

    A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,...

    Started by NativeMomma, 01-12-2007 09:47 AM
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    01-12-2007 10:59 AM Go to last post
  12. Mind in the gutter?

    What gets longer when you pull it. Goes nicely into a slot. Fits between breasts. And works best when you jerk it? I'll give the answer at the end...

    Started by pylus, 02-23-2007 11:03 AM
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    02-27-2007 08:06 AM Go to last post
  13. adult , may offend some so dont look if thats you

    a man goes to see his doctor because his privates have turned orange and the doctor sends him to the lab to get a work-up done. when he's finished...

    Started by cassiechadwick, 03-15-2007 11:14 PM
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    03-17-2007 03:46 AM Go to last post
  14. A joke with no dirty words in it

    Two tall trees, one a birch and the other a beachnut noticed a young tree growing in between them and ever since they discovered it they have been...

    Started by Borat, 03-28-2007 05:52 PM
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    04-03-2007 02:21 PM Go to last post
  15. You know you're living in 2007 when . . . .

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of...

    Started by ladybug, 05-10-2007 09:05 AM
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    06-05-2007 08:28 PM Go to last post
  16. i lost my brother???

    ok! my sister has 2 brothers but i only have one????? i'm sorry! drinkin at the neighbourhood hole...sorry but if you find my missing...

    Started by Barney Rubble, 01-20-2008 12:10 AM
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    01-20-2008 04:54 PM Go to last post
  17. joke

    joke: What do you call a pig in a blanket?

    Started by jaydee, 05-19-2008 01:23 AM
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    05-19-2008 09:19 AM Go to last post
  18. Banned from wal-mart

    BANNED FROM WAL-MART... This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany...

    Started by 85mcss, 03-27-2009 12:27 AM
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    03-29-2009 04:14 PM Go to last post
  19. women

    Two women were quietly sitting together, minding their own business........

    Started by starterwiz, 09-18-2010 11:25 AM
    • Replies: 8
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    01-08-2011 10:53 PM Go to last post

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