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Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. How to tell the sex of a fly?

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He...

    Started by coorslightguy, 03-30-2009 12:09 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,052
    06-20-2009 12:29 PM Go to last post
  2. Home Depot scam... CAUTION

    Here is a "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last two months I became a...

    Started by 85mcss, 03-14-2009 07:44 PM
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,942
    03-16-2009 03:36 PM Go to last post
  3. Golf Poem

    Golf Poem In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled, And Rather Small. Oh How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.

    Started by Bill Nash, 06-13-2011 11:04 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,929
    06-25-2011 01:25 PM Go to last post
  4. i met a chick.....

    out of town and, actually, on a farm. this chick has short greying hair and i'm cool with that. she has a big smile and is definitely not camera...

    Started by Barney Rubble, 02-19-2008 10:52 PM
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    • Replies: 30
    • Views: 1,923
    02-20-2008 07:19 AM Go to last post
  5. Top 10 Signs that you Might be Canadian

    10) Drinking and shuffleboard go hand in hand for you and you call it 'curling'. 9) You've never seen an English language film that was actually...

    Started by NewCasa, 01-11-2009 07:56 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,883
    01-11-2009 11:07 PM Go to last post
  6. Why We Have Easter

    A teacher of a class of grade two students was curious as to what the young students knew about Easter, so she threw out the question to the class,...

    Started by Bill Nash, 04-17-2011 12:52 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,879
    04-26-2011 10:05 AM Go to last post
  7. school answering machine

    Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen...

    Started by Sweet Little Sister, 08-11-2009 10:37 AM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,861
    08-11-2009 08:59 PM Go to last post
  8. Un masculine cat?

    An old lady had a visit from a Fairy God Mother ( not DQ ). She was granted three wishes. Her first wish was to be young and beautiful again as in...

    Started by Anapeg, 12-21-2009 06:58 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,835
    12-21-2009 07:17 PM Go to last post
  9. Tax on Food

    This in itself is a good joke I caught on the CBC news today. Two of Canada's leading economists want Ottawa to reopen one of the hottest issues...

    Started by hobo, 02-25-2012 10:09 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,807
    02-25-2012 10:09 AM Go to last post
  10. Never Question A Drunk

    A young woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of...

    Started by Jack Butler, 02-22-2011 05:42 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,767
    03-21-2011 02:41 PM Go to last post
  11. Nudist colony

    A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite...

    Started by DM46, 08-03-2009 11:31 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,766
    08-04-2009 11:43 AM Go to last post
  12. UNBELIEVABLE MATH PROBLEM

    Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. 1. Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your head) 2. Key in...

    Started by lovekisses, 01-10-2007 09:39 AM
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 1,666
    01-20-2007 04:27 PM Go to last post
  13. Home Depot

    WARNING : ONLY Read This When You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD. I went to Home Depot recently while not being altogether sure that course of...

    Started by NativeMomma, 02-04-2010 10:53 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,657
    07-20-2010 03:25 AM Go to last post
  14. Walmart Greeter

    0diggsdigg 322Share So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two...

    Started by SmrtGrl, 11-28-2010 04:13 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,641
    12-04-2010 07:35 PM Go to last post
  15. Telemarketer Tips LOL!!

    Some tactics to use when you get a telemarketer call! I know this should be in jokes, but I'm feeling rebellious!! LOL! 1. Use a husky, dirty...

    Started by everywoman, 01-21-2008 09:46 PM
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 1,635
    01-22-2008 08:58 AM Go to last post
  16. 18 Wheeler Licence

    The other day a gentleman was recounting an episode to his friend that he witnessed that day... I was waiting at a red light when a van load of...

    Started by 4caster, 09-01-2011 04:34 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,617
    09-01-2011 10:16 PM Go to last post
  17. Thumbs down Why My New Job Lasted Under One Day.

    As many of you know, I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part time job after retiring from my 'day job'. Unfortunately, as I have...

    Started by GRUMPY, 01-01-2009 12:11 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,608
    03-10-2009 11:18 PM Go to last post
  18. The Pearly Gates

    St. Peter was tending the Pearly Gates as usual, when he suddenly had the urge to have to relieve himself. He still needed someone to look after the...

    Started by Bill Nash, 08-15-2011 08:30 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,603
    08-15-2011 08:51 AM Go to last post
  19. New Sex Study

    New Sex Study... It has been determined, the most used Sexual position for married couples is The doggie position. The husband sits up...

    Started by NativeMomma, 03-06-2009 03:13 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,574
    04-16-2009 12:23 AM Go to last post
  20. The Bet

    A man walks into a bar and orders a drink as he's waiting he notices a very large jar stuffed with ten dollar bills". "What's the jar of money...

    Started by Jack Butler, 09-03-2010 08:46 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,537
    11-25-2010 03:28 PM Go to last post

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