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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. You know you're living in 2007 when . . . .

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of...

    Started by ladybug, 05-10-2007 09:05 AM
    • Replies: 8
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    06-05-2007 08:28 PM Go to last post
  2. for all you 'chapstick' lovers

    Why My Lips Stayed Chapped On Mother's Day =========================================== So, we had this great cat named Jack and the kids would...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 05-12-2007 01:14 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 753
    06-05-2007 04:28 AM Go to last post
  3. Government Job

    >>> >A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks >>> >him, "Have you been in the service?" >>> >"Yes," he says. "I was...

    Started by dilligaff, 05-10-2007 04:20 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 588
    06-05-2007 01:12 AM Go to last post
  4. Don't Laugh

    "Of course I won't laugh," The doctor said, "I'm a professional. In over 20 years, I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Ed said, and...

    Started by Mr & Mrs Allyyyzkat, 06-05-2007 12:44 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 426
    06-05-2007 12:44 AM Go to last post
  5. Beautifully stated....

    Beautifully stated.... As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have...

    Started by NativeMomma, 06-04-2007 11:20 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 480
    06-05-2007 12:43 AM Go to last post
  6. Tequila and Salt

    > Tequila and Salt > > This should probably be taped to your bathroom > mirror where one could read it > everyday. You may not realize it, but...

    Started by NativeMomma, 06-04-2007 11:15 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 388
    06-04-2007 11:15 PM Go to last post
  7. Men's Rules

    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "...

    Started by Mr & Mrs Allyyyzkat, 05-29-2007 09:58 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 641
    06-04-2007 04:03 PM Go to last post
  8. 7 Kinds Of Sex

    Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet...

    Started by Mr & Mrs Allyyyzkat, 06-04-2007 12:54 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 583
    06-04-2007 04:00 PM Go to last post
  9. Spaghetti

    A wealthy, married man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in...

    Started by Mr & Mrs Allyyyzkat, 06-03-2007 10:15 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 511
    06-04-2007 09:03 AM Go to last post
  10. Never Argue With A Woman

    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides...

    Started by Mr & Mrs Allyyyzkat, 06-02-2007 02:44 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 425
    06-02-2007 03:10 PM Go to last post
  11. Proud of his son

    After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids.The first guy said, "My son is my pride ...

    Started by GirlNextDoor, 05-25-2007 04:48 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 622
    05-28-2007 12:39 PM Go to last post
  12. Dogs

    What is the difference between a poodle and a pitbull humping your leg?

    Started by pylus, 05-22-2007 02:50 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 571
    05-23-2007 10:20 AM Go to last post
  13. 12 new rules before entering Alberta

    1. Bring your own house. 2. If going to the Oil Sands, bring your own house, school and hospital. 3. If going to Edmonton, wear your flak jacket....

    Started by Barney Rubble, 05-18-2007 06:56 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    05-18-2007 07:09 PM Go to last post
  14. Stranger in the night

    A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a...

    Started by Xzavia, 05-14-2007 10:22 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 483
    05-14-2007 10:22 AM Go to last post
  15. Life's too short, use the "good" napkins!

    >>>Subject: life's too short...use the good napkins! >>> >>> >>>My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first >>>mistake)....

    Started by Xzavia, 05-14-2007 10:16 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 380
    05-14-2007 10:16 AM Go to last post
  16. Who says Indians aren't bright ?

    Who says Indians aren't bright ? "Hello, is this the RCMP?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Joe Two...

    Started by NativeMomma, 04-01-2007 10:49 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 684
    05-10-2007 01:17 AM Go to last post
  17. What Would Your Dad Say

    I know this belongs in the joke section , and will get moved, but its funny..lol.. An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 05-09-2007 01:14 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 549
    05-09-2007 01:14 PM Go to last post
  18. 2 Garbage Bags?

    Two Garbage Bags A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one...

    Started by Little B, 05-06-2007 05:28 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 795
    05-08-2007 02:06 AM Go to last post
  19. tulips

    it was so cold last nite I had to put chapstick on my tulips lol boo i know sad

    Started by spanky, 05-05-2007 12:08 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 510
    05-05-2007 12:08 AM Go to last post
  20. some funnies for yah

    A pair of chickens walk up to the withdrawals desk at a public library and say, “Buk Buk Buk.” Deciding that the chickens want three books, the...

    Started by Larimar, 05-04-2007 02:45 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 420
    05-04-2007 02:45 AM Go to last post

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