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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. Leroy

    >>A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... >>"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???" >>"Yep they...

    Started by Xzavia, 03-07-2007 12:16 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    03-07-2007 03:02 PM Go to last post
  2. Scottish farmer

    A farmer in Scotland fell asleep under a tree one sunny afternoon. Two young maid just happened to cross his path while he slept. One maid said to...

    Started by CharliBean, 02-19-2007 08:42 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 472
    03-06-2007 04:51 PM Go to last post
  3. Anger Management

    Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl. Husband: How does...

    Started by Xzavia, 02-15-2007 08:13 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 585
    03-03-2007 10:56 PM Go to last post
  4. Bug on a windshield

    What's the last thing that crosses a bug's mind as he hits your windshield? His A**hole.

    Started by gouligann, 03-03-2007 10:43 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 406
    03-03-2007 10:43 AM Go to last post
  5. The Shoe Box

    A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.They had shared >everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from...

    Started by gouligann, 02-28-2007 03:58 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 415
    03-01-2007 09:57 PM Go to last post
  6. Mind in the gutter?

    What gets longer when you pull it. Goes nicely into a slot. Fits between breasts. And works best when you jerk it? I'll give the answer at the end...

    Started by pylus, 02-23-2007 11:03 AM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 792
    02-27-2007 08:06 AM Go to last post
  7. Keep you mind out of the gutter.

    What gets longer when you pull it. Goes nicely into a slot. Fits between breasts. And works best when you jerk it? I'll give the answer at the...

    Started by pylus, 02-23-2007 10:22 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 708
    02-24-2007 05:45 PM Go to last post
  8. Incase You Wanted To Know

    How to Wash the Cat... 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 02-24-2007 03:15 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 749
    02-24-2007 03:35 PM Go to last post
  9. Sliding Down the Bannister of Life

    As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember .? ? 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.? It's called...

    Started by Super Gram, 02-22-2007 09:14 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 520
    02-22-2007 10:40 PM Go to last post
  10. Peanuts (warning, adult material)

    *One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching...

    Started by gouligann, 02-21-2007 04:48 AM
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 795
    02-22-2007 07:12 PM Go to last post
  11. crazy

    THE WORLD'S SHORTEST PSYCHIATRIC JOKE A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of cellophane. The psychiatrist says,...

    Started by Alexis, 02-21-2007 03:45 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 514
    02-21-2007 03:45 PM Go to last post
  12. God made Grampa

    Little Suzy is sitting on her grandpas knee one day, looking at his deep wrinkles. She touches his face gently and asks, "Grampa, did God make you?"...

    Started by CharliBean, 02-20-2007 05:02 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 442
    02-21-2007 12:11 AM Go to last post
  13. Smoking In The Rain

    Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 02-15-2007 08:40 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 517
    02-20-2007 10:57 AM Go to last post
  14. Justification

    Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 02-15-2007 08:53 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 477
    02-20-2007 10:56 AM Go to last post
  15. My Frog Dont Work

    A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 02-15-2007 09:03 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 491
    02-19-2007 11:09 PM Go to last post
  16. Redneck Pickup lines

    1) Did you ? (since when is F A R T a bad word ) cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

    Started by LettuceLady, 01-22-2007 09:13 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 657
    02-17-2007 11:59 PM Go to last post
  17. Very long, but hilarious!! Duck Hunters


    Started by gouligann, 02-16-2007 03:59 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 936
    02-17-2007 07:24 AM Go to last post
  18. First time I did "it"

    I recall the first time I did it, I was only a lad of 16, she was far younger then I but more composed and serene. I was eager, yet terribly...

    Started by Bufford, 02-16-2007 02:38 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 488
    02-16-2007 02:38 PM Go to last post
  19. Off To Vegas

    A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 02-15-2007 08:36 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 369
    02-15-2007 08:36 PM Go to last post
  20. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

    MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF (COMICAL ALI): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. ...

    Started by K3lvin, 02-15-2007 12:52 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 333
    02-15-2007 12:52 AM Go to last post

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