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  1. Scientists Discover New Element, the Heaviest Yet Known to Science

    Scientists Discover New Element, the Heaviest Yet Known to Science Posted: 11/25/2008 at 01:36 PM * share this: * Email to a Friend ...

    Started by verotik66, 12-17-2008 08:55 PM
    • Replies: 6
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    12-18-2008 02:24 PM Go to last post
  2. Redneck love poem

    SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL...

    Started by widebit, 01-23-2007 09:39 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    01-24-2007 02:01 PM Go to last post
  3. Anger Management

    Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl. Husband: How does...

    Started by Xzavia, 02-15-2007 08:13 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 585
    03-03-2007 10:56 PM Go to last post
  4. Leroy

    >>A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... >>"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???" >>"Yep they...

    Started by Xzavia, 03-07-2007 12:16 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 491
    03-07-2007 03:02 PM Go to last post
  5. Alberta Cowboy Joke

    >>Subject: Alberta Cowboy Joke >> >> >>An Alberta cowboy was over seeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture >>when suddenly a brand new BMW...

    Started by Xzavia, 03-15-2007 11:00 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 599
    03-15-2007 12:44 PM Go to last post
  6. Life's too short, use the "good" napkins!

    >>>Subject: life's too short...use the good napkins! >>> >>> >>>My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first >>>mistake)....

    Started by Xzavia, 05-14-2007 10:16 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 380
    05-14-2007 10:16 AM Go to last post
  7. Stranger in the night

    A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a...

    Started by Xzavia, 05-14-2007 10:22 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 483
    05-14-2007 10:22 AM Go to last post
  8. Wanna press the l'il red button???

    C'mon....you know you wanna! L'il Red Button Link

    Started by Xzavia, 08-22-2007 02:02 PM
    • Replies: 6
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    08-23-2007 04:29 PM Go to last post
  9. Susy Q....something you just might like.

    Can you spot the dogs? I didn't see any dog!! GOOD LUCK! I FAILED THIS TEST, BUT I HAD FUN FAILING! Read the following statistics...

    Started by Xzavia, 09-23-2007 02:17 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 638
    09-26-2007 01:22 AM Go to last post
  10. Dear Tide.....

    <span style="color: #6600CC"> Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom...

    Started by Xzavia, 10-11-2007 03:39 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 429
    10-29-2007 04:07 PM Go to last post
  11. Sunday Morning Sex

    SUNDAY MORNING SEX I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,...

    Started by Xzavia, 10-20-2008 07:18 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 835
    10-21-2008 04:29 PM Go to last post
  12. Worst first date...ever!!

    WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably...

    Started by Xzavia, 11-24-2008 11:56 AM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 965
    12-12-2008 11:27 PM Go to last post
  13. Reasons NOT to mess with children

    Reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a...

    Started by Xzavia, 11-24-2008 11:43 AM
    • Replies: 0
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    11-24-2008 11:43 AM Go to last post
  14. The little old lady and her two garbage bags.

    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while...

    Started by Xzavia, 11-24-2008 11:59 AM
    • Replies: 0
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    11-24-2008 11:59 AM Go to last post
  15. Gotta love the English language!

    1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce . 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more...

    Started by Xzavia, 11-24-2008 12:02 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 603
    11-24-2008 03:51 PM Go to last post
  16. Maxine.....

    To make it stand, You wet it! To make it wet, You suck it! To make it stiff, You lick it! To get it in, You push it! ...

    Started by Xzavia, 11-26-2008 10:59 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 854
    12-11-2008 07:45 AM Go to last post
  17. Apology Letter From The Wife

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The...

    Started by \m/ Rich \m/, 01-29-2008 04:15 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 598
    02-07-2008 10:07 PM Go to last post

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