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Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. Secretary's are rarely wrong.

    There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we all have...

    Started by Anapeg, 04-18-2011 03:02 AM
    • Replies: 1
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    04-20-2011 07:24 PM Go to last post
  2. Double standards

    You have to hate, absolutely HATE double standards. If a woman sleeps with many many men she is a tramp but if a guy does it he is gay.

    Started by Anapeg, 04-18-2011 04:46 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 729
    04-18-2011 04:46 PM Go to last post
  3. Nookie Green

    An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick Catholic Church .. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had...

    Started by Jack Butler, 04-12-2011 06:29 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 762
    04-12-2011 06:29 PM Go to last post
  4. Five Rules

    FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. ...

    Started by Jack Butler, 04-12-2011 01:21 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 658
    04-12-2011 01:21 PM Go to last post
  5. Last Kiss

    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly retired Navy...

    Started by Jack Butler, 04-09-2011 09:42 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 963
    04-09-2011 11:45 AM Go to last post
  6. Womens rights defended

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in New Brunswick . With his dummy on his knee, he...

    Started by Anapeg, 03-25-2011 07:39 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,268
    03-30-2011 06:31 PM Go to last post
  7. Never Question A Drunk

    A young woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of...

    Started by Jack Butler, 02-22-2011 06:42 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,767
    03-21-2011 03:41 PM Go to last post
  8. More "Women I've Met"

    When I was in my early twenties, I took a train to Vancouver from Ottawa. I had just started drinking, so of course the first stop on the train was...

    Started by starterwiz, 01-25-2011 12:01 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,482
    02-07-2011 10:44 AM Go to last post
  9. On-Line Dating

    Not really a joke, but funny nonetheless. A while ago I was into the dating sites, and I met this girl. We really seemed to hit it off, and spent...

    Started by starterwiz, 01-24-2011 10:45 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 882
    01-24-2011 10:45 PM Go to last post
  10. grasshopper

    This guy finnishes his shift and stops at the bar , he orders a grasshopper. Finishes it and leaves, on the way home he comes by a grasshopper. He...

    Started by AmdWolfman, 01-15-2011 03:11 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 964
    01-15-2011 03:11 PM Go to last post
  11. women

    Two women were quietly sitting together, minding their own business........

    Started by starterwiz, 09-18-2010 12:25 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 3,147
    01-08-2011 11:53 PM Go to last post
  12. intelligence

    A little boy asks his dad " where does my intelligence come from"? The dad replies " it must be from your mother because I still have mine".

    Started by velredrx8, 01-03-2011 08:30 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 904
    01-03-2011 08:30 AM Go to last post
  13. St.Peter joke

    An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're in the wrong place." So the...

    Started by SweetBiotch, 12-24-2010 02:05 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 978
    12-24-2010 02:05 PM Go to last post
  14. Police joke

    A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No...

    Started by SweetBiotch, 12-21-2010 12:57 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 884
    12-21-2010 12:57 PM Go to last post
  15. Talking Soldier joke

    By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere", he pleaded with a proprietor....

    Started by SweetBiotch, 12-21-2010 12:54 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 879
    12-21-2010 12:54 PM Go to last post
  16. Why you're so smart

    Started by Bluesky, 12-18-2010 11:56 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 811
    12-18-2010 11:56 PM Go to last post
  17. Wink Winter Poem

    WINTER POEM It's winter in Canada And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At thirty-five below.. Oh, how I love Canada When...

    Started by MaO3, 12-13-2010 11:15 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,484
    12-13-2010 08:03 PM Go to last post
  18. Only Humans Stutter

    A teacher is explaining Biology to her fourth grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says A little girl raises her...

    Started by Jack Butler, 12-04-2010 08:00 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,089
    12-05-2010 09:40 AM Go to last post
  19. Cool Fable of the Porcupine

    Fable of the Porcupine It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing thesituation, decided...

    Started by MaO3, 12-04-2010 09:24 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,308
    12-05-2010 09:07 AM Go to last post
  20. Walmart Greeter

    0diggsdigg 322Share So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two...

    Started by SmrtGrl, 11-28-2010 05:13 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,641
    12-04-2010 08:35 PM Go to last post

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