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  1. An Accident Report

    This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation board. Dear...

    Started by Jack Butler, 10-12-2009 03:40 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    10-12-2009 03:40 PM Go to last post
  2. An Appointment

    Guy calls his doctor for an appointment. The receptionist tells him there is an opening on Feb 23, 2014. The guy asks whether it's morning or...

    Started by Barry Morris, 02-04-2010 01:41 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    02-04-2010 01:41 PM Go to last post
  3. An Elderly Couple

    An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas ... Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he...

    Started by sssammy, 11-03-2008 08:02 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    11-04-2008 07:17 PM Go to last post
  4. An ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

    An ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION This could only happen with a little Italian kid. 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a...

    Started by NativeMomma, 02-12-2009 07:48 AM
    • Replies: 1
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    02-20-2009 07:36 AM Go to last post
  5. An Old Pilot's Shared Wisdom

    An old Pilot sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him. She...

    Started by Jack Butler, 11-28-2009 03:52 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 686
    11-28-2009 04:45 PM Go to last post
  6. anagrams

    "Dormitory" - Dirty Room "Evangelist" - Evil's Agent "Desperation" - A Rope Ends It "The Morse Code" - Here Come Dots "Slot Machines" -...

    Started by Anapeg, 09-10-2011 02:41 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,236
    09-10-2011 02:41 PM Go to last post
  7. And thats how the fight started.

    One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she...

    Started by 85mcss, 06-30-2009 06:33 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    06-30-2009 11:41 PM Go to last post
  8. Talking And thats when the fight started...

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And thats when the fight...

    Started by houlegan, 01-30-2009 01:57 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    01-30-2009 01:57 PM Go to last post
  9. Anger Management

    Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl. Husband: How does...

    Started by Xzavia, 02-15-2007 08:13 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 585
    03-03-2007 10:56 PM Go to last post
  10. Another City Council / City Engineering Joke

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    Started by Barney Rubble, 07-25-2007 01:21 AM
    • Replies: 0
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    07-25-2007 01:21 AM Go to last post
  11. Another leafs joke

    What does a leaf's fan do after the leafs win the stanley cup? Wait for it ...

    Started by ApocalypsePlease, 12-13-2009 02:28 AM
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    12-13-2009 02:28 AM Go to last post
  12. Another Old People Joke

    OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85 year old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his...

    Started by gouligann, 04-25-2007 07:25 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 484
    04-26-2007 01:52 PM Go to last post
  13. Anti-Bird Strike System

    Started by BlueSky, 02-13-2009 09:34 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 730
    02-13-2009 11:53 AM Go to last post
  14. Anyone seen my rake?

    http://www.smwa.net/downloads/funny/rake_bush4.swf This was the best thing I seen in a while

    Started by someguy, 01-21-2009 08:04 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,081
    01-21-2009 10:54 AM Go to last post
  15. Apology Letter From The Wife

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The...

    Started by \m/ Rich \m/, 01-29-2008 04:15 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 598
    02-07-2008 10:07 PM Go to last post
  16. Apparently, real conversations quoted from....

    Court rooms! Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for blood...

    Started by Little B, 11-29-2007 11:25 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 650
    11-30-2007 11:51 PM Go to last post
  17. Arizona Drinking Rule

    A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, Pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our...

    Started by spinmonkey42, 01-24-2007 04:46 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 554
    01-30-2007 03:48 PM Go to last post
  18. Ask a stupid question?????

    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On...

    Started by everywoman, 06-30-2007 11:09 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 553
    07-04-2007 09:55 PM Go to last post
  19. At the submarine races

    A young couple are enjoying a romantic evening at Bellevue Park.We hear the eager boy saying 'C'mon honey,I really need you' and the sweet girl...

    Started by Karen-Annie, 03-20-2007 08:24 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 378
    03-20-2007 08:24 PM Go to last post
  20. Atheist and the Bear

    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What...

    Started by hobo, 11-29-2013 11:42 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,262
    03-11-2014 06:12 PM Go to last post

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