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Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. grandmas dont know everything

    Grandmas don't know everything! Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandma for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the...

    Started by Dragonfly, 08-29-2011 07:14 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,523
    10-18-2011 04:01 PM Go to last post
  2. Financial Planning

    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when...

    Started by Jack Butler, 02-22-2010 09:52 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,491
    02-22-2010 11:58 PM Go to last post
  3. More "Women I've Met"

    When I was in my early twenties, I took a train to Vancouver from Ottawa. I had just started drinking, so of course the first stop on the train was...

    Started by starterwiz, 01-25-2011 12:01 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,482
    02-07-2011 10:44 AM Go to last post
  4. Older logic?

    It is old as the hills but still funny as hell, or at least I think so. Phillip Hewitson, an elderly man, from Norwich UK, was going up to...

    Started by Anapeg, 09-24-2011 05:10 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,467
    09-25-2011 02:40 AM Go to last post
  5. Pharmacology!

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of...

    Started by Evil Monkey, 04-19-2010 10:16 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,463
    04-20-2010 10:17 PM Go to last post
  6. I love ewe.

    A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet...

    Started by Anapeg, 09-20-2011 10:59 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,463
    10-15-2011 07:54 PM Go to last post
  7. Smile Never PI$$ off a Nurse

    Never Pi$$ Off a Nurse A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he...

    Started by MaO3, 05-04-2011 12:43 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,424
    05-05-2011 06:14 PM Go to last post
  8. Government Spending Cuts

    A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and...

    Started by Jack Butler, 02-12-2012 01:41 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,408
    02-13-2012 11:58 AM Go to last post
  9. Tale of the Irish Sausage

    Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy...

    Started by J*B, 11-27-2008 12:48 PM
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,406
    12-13-2008 12:28 AM Go to last post
  10. Great White Hunter

    Shot my first turkey yesterday. . scared the **** out of everyone in the frozen food section... It was awesome !!!

    Started by Anapeg, 09-07-2011 09:56 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,398
    09-07-2011 11:44 PM Go to last post
  11. Letter To Mom -- This Is Good!‏

    For all my fellow mothers, fathers, mothers to be, aunts, uncles....WHOEVER! You'll ALL get a kick out of this! TALKING TO A TEENAGER IS LIKE...

    Started by NativeMomma, 10-26-2009 12:59 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,392
    10-28-2009 02:37 AM Go to last post
  12. Good News and Bad News, ...

    Eight of Saddam's body doubles were in a bar in Baghdad lamenting over future employment since Saddam had been missing for three days. Just then,...

    Started by Bill Nash, 02-09-2012 10:36 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,362
    02-09-2012 07:09 PM Go to last post
  13. Letter from a daughter

    YOU HAVE TO READ THIS ....FUNNY AS....... : A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything...

    Started by Dragonfly, 09-26-2011 10:27 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,346
    10-15-2011 07:51 PM Go to last post
  14. Smile Christmas joke. (kinda)

    What if the three wise men had been women? Well, They would have asked directions. They would have arrived on time. They would have assisted...

    Started by Bob Toe, 12-27-2012 12:28 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,336
    12-27-2012 12:28 PM Go to last post
  15. Grandma Goes To Court

    Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting...

    Started by Jack Butler, 02-02-2010 02:24 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,325
    02-03-2010 10:45 AM Go to last post
  16. Old Love

    I was in the back yard trying to fly a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come...

    Started by MaO3, 11-03-2010 11:55 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,315
    11-07-2010 01:25 PM Go to last post
  17. Cool Fable of the Porcupine

    Fable of the Porcupine It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing thesituation, decided...

    Started by MaO3, 12-04-2010 09:24 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,308
    12-05-2010 09:07 AM Go to last post
  18. Senior In A Sex Shop

    A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet...

    Started by HDV, 01-20-2010 11:59 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,307
    01-21-2010 09:47 AM Go to last post
  19. Dear Help Me: A Hockey Story

    Dear Help Me: I have a dillema and I hope you can help me. For quite some time now, I've been suspecting my wife of cheating on me. She has...

    Started by starterwiz, 01-26-2010 09:42 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,307
    01-29-2010 09:41 AM Go to last post
  20. Got caught sleeping at desk....

    Yeah yeah, I know it's a joke! But I'm being a rebel and posting it here!! We could all use a laugh... 5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping...

    Started by everywoman, 11-21-2007 08:34 PM
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    • Replies: 22
    • Views: 1,297
    11-21-2007 10:56 PM Go to last post

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