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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. Vacuum salesman

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. ‘Good morning,’...

    Started by Bluesky, 11-30-2010 11:13 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 973
    12-01-2010 01:39 AM Go to last post
  2. The Bet

    A man walks into a bar and orders a drink as he's waiting he notices a very large jar stuffed with ten dollar bills". "What's the jar of money...

    Started by Jack Butler, 09-03-2010 09:46 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,537
    11-25-2010 04:28 PM Go to last post
  3. Margaret and Bert

    Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing Some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he...

    Started by MaO3, 11-22-2010 01:44 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,203
    11-23-2010 10:20 PM Go to last post
  4. Old Love

    I was in the back yard trying to fly a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come...

    Started by MaO3, 11-03-2010 11:55 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,315
    11-07-2010 01:25 PM Go to last post
  5. Two Large Plastic Garbage Bags

    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in awhile a...

    Started by Jack Butler, 09-09-2010 09:48 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 872
    09-09-2010 09:48 PM Go to last post
  6. I Just Love Hearing It

    An old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine...

    Started by Jack Butler, 09-06-2010 08:54 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 859
    09-06-2010 08:54 PM Go to last post
  7. A Good Wife

    A real wife is a man's best friend. She will reassure him when he feels insecure & comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things...

    Started by Jack Butler, 08-19-2010 01:45 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,069
    08-19-2010 10:07 PM Go to last post
  8. thought i'd share

    It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail...

    Started by Arcana XV, 08-17-2010 05:53 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,126
    08-19-2010 12:21 PM Go to last post
  9. Talking What To Do When A Woman Won't Put Out

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have...

    Started by DeleteAccout, 07-20-2010 04:08 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,130
    08-09-2010 04:59 PM Go to last post
  10. Home Depot

    WARNING : ONLY Read This When You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD. I went to Home Depot recently while not being altogether sure that course of...

    Started by NativeMomma, 02-04-2010 11:53 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,657
    07-20-2010 04:25 AM Go to last post
  11. Honest Unofficial Harley Davidson Commercial

    I couldn't resist...hahaha! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj6IFZ4s-KY&feature=player_embedded

    Started by Jack Butler, 06-17-2010 09:22 AM
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    • Replies: 21
    • Views: 3,328
    07-16-2010 05:56 PM Go to last post
  12. a couple quick ones

    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a...

    Started by Jack Butler, 07-06-2010 11:25 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 901
    07-12-2010 01:33 AM Go to last post
  13. Womans Work

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Manitoba and...

    Started by Jack Butler, 06-30-2010 09:32 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 956
    07-01-2010 12:46 AM Go to last post
  14. Red face Vegetarians

    If god had intended us to be vegetarian, he wouldn't have made animals out of meat! :shade:

    Started by SilverDog, 06-01-2010 09:19 PM
    joke
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,092
    06-01-2010 10:23 PM Go to last post
  15. A squirrel

    walks up to a tree and says, "Hi tree! I am a squirrel, and I forgot to bury nuts so now I am dead." The joke is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

    Started by Pleiades, 01-12-2010 03:37 AM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,231
    05-12-2010 03:03 PM Go to last post
  16. Welfare recipients

    This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I...

    Started by gouligann, 05-12-2010 03:01 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,100
    05-12-2010 03:01 PM Go to last post
  17. Pharmacology!

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of...

    Started by Evil Monkey, 04-19-2010 10:16 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,463
    04-20-2010 10:17 PM Go to last post
  18. Financial Planning

    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when...

    Started by Jack Butler, 02-22-2010 09:52 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,491
    02-22-2010 11:58 PM Go to last post
  19. Uncle Gabe??

    **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **'Hello?'** **'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?'**

    Started by HDV, 02-21-2010 10:20 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,182
    02-21-2010 01:55 PM Go to last post
  20. Fred

    A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, So he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the...

    Started by HDV, 02-20-2010 10:02 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,053
    02-20-2010 10:02 AM Go to last post

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