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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. A pig...

    walks into the bar and asks for a pitcher of beer. He drank it all then asked the bartender where the bathroom is. Bartender replies "down the hall...

    Started by Barney Rubble, 06-30-2007 11:29 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 584
    06-30-2007 11:31 PM Go to last post
  2. Has anybodt tried drinking Alberta water???

    it's supposed to be better for you!!!

    Started by Barney Rubble, 07-01-2007 02:51 AM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 647
    07-08-2007 06:35 AM Go to last post
  3. Men have excellent hearing!!!

    A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing isn’t as good as it used to be. What should I do?” The doctor replies, “Try...

    Started by Barney Rubble, 12-22-2007 02:55 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 442
    12-22-2007 03:10 AM Go to last post
  4. church phones

    An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking...

    Started by Barney Rubble, 03-30-2008 11:02 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 679
    03-30-2008 03:33 PM Go to last post
  5. Funny, scary funny

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF5Kdm4Eu6w

    Started by Barry Morris, 03-24-2008 10:17 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 514
    03-24-2008 10:17 AM Go to last post
  6. An Appointment

    Guy calls his doctor for an appointment. The receptionist tells him there is an opening on Feb 23, 2014. The guy asks whether it's morning or...

    Started by Barry Morris, 02-04-2010 02:41 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 719
    02-04-2010 02:41 PM Go to last post
  7. Suicide Bomber Strikes Again!

    He's obviously not very good at it.

    Started by Barry Morris, 02-14-2010 04:14 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 961
    02-14-2010 11:18 PM Go to last post
  8. Joke

    Two guys in hoodies walk up to the pearly gates. St. Peter is a little taken aback, so he goes back to the Lord's office. 'C'mon", says the Lord, "...

    Started by Barry Morris, 01-05-2014 03:28 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 825
    01-05-2014 07:24 PM Go to last post
  9. Knowledge and Wisdom

    Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad.

    Started by Barry Morris, 01-11-2014 02:36 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 546
    01-11-2014 02:36 PM Go to last post
  10. The Cake

    A lady wanted to bake a cake for a church bazaar, but she was in a bit of a hurry because of a special dinner that night. Unfortunately, when she...

    Started by Barry Morris, 01-18-2014 08:48 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 654
    03-11-2014 07:08 PM Go to last post
  11. War on the USA!!!

    Newfoundland declares war on the U.S.A. President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hallo, President Obama " a...

    Started by Barry Morris, 08-11-2015 08:00 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 4
    08-26-2015 07:14 PM Go to last post
  12. The Truth

    "NASA's budget in 2011 was about $19 billion. With that they made a Mars rover that can send HD video 127 million miles. AT&T's capital investments...

    Started by Barry Morris, 09-04-2015 07:37 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1
    09-04-2015 07:37 PM Go to last post
  13. Wink Robot Bartender

    A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks...

    Started by Big Guy, 09-18-2009 06:59 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 798
    09-18-2009 06:59 AM Go to last post
  14. Take that IRS!

    The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. ...

    Started by BigDreams, 03-29-2009 12:40 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 474
    03-29-2009 12:40 AM Go to last post
  15. Why We Have Easter

    A teacher of a class of grade two students was curious as to what the young students knew about Easter, so she threw out the question to the class,...

    Started by Bill Nash, 04-17-2011 01:52 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,879
    04-26-2011 11:05 AM Go to last post
  16. Golf Poem

    Golf Poem In My Hand I Hold A Ball, White And Dimpled, And Rather Small. Oh How Bland It Does Appear, This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.

    Started by Bill Nash, 06-13-2011 12:04 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,929
    06-25-2011 02:25 PM Go to last post
  17. The Pearly Gates

    St. Peter was tending the Pearly Gates as usual, when he suddenly had the urge to have to relieve himself. He still needed someone to look after the...

    Started by Bill Nash, 08-15-2011 09:30 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,603
    08-15-2011 09:51 AM Go to last post
  18. You don't need, .....

    1 - You don't need a parachute to sky dive, .... only need one to sky dive twice. 2 - Politicians are like diapers, ... they need changing...

    Started by Bill Nash, 08-29-2011 10:14 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,118
    08-29-2011 10:14 PM Go to last post
  19. Freezer Burn, ....

    Two women in heaven, .... 1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd...

    Started by Bill Nash, 12-07-2011 09:36 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,305
    12-12-2011 07:10 PM Go to last post
  20. Good News and Bad News, ...

    Eight of Saddam's body doubles were in a bar in Baghdad lamenting over future employment since Saddam had been missing for three days. Just then,...

    Started by Bill Nash, 02-09-2012 10:36 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,362
    02-09-2012 07:09 PM Go to last post

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