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  1. Suicide Bomber Strikes Again!

    He's obviously not very good at it.

    Started by Barry Morris, 02-14-2010 04:14 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 961
    02-14-2010 11:18 PM Go to last post
  2. An Appointment

    Guy calls his doctor for an appointment. The receptionist tells him there is an opening on Feb 23, 2014. The guy asks whether it's morning or...

    Started by Barry Morris, 02-04-2010 02:41 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 719
    02-04-2010 02:41 PM Go to last post
  3. Grandma Goes To Court

    Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting...

    Started by Jack Butler, 02-02-2010 02:24 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,325
    02-03-2010 10:45 AM Go to last post
  4. Dear Help Me: A Hockey Story

    Dear Help Me: I have a dillema and I hope you can help me. For quite some time now, I've been suspecting my wife of cheating on me. She has...

    Started by starterwiz, 01-26-2010 09:42 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,307
    01-29-2010 09:41 AM Go to last post
  5. Senior In A Sex Shop

    A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet...

    Started by HDV, 01-20-2010 11:59 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,307
    01-21-2010 09:47 AM Go to last post
  6. Black Testicles

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four...

    Started by HDV, 01-16-2010 11:21 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,269
    01-18-2010 12:59 AM Go to last post
  7. curtain rods--- PRICELESS

    On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect...

    Started by ladybug, 01-08-2010 07:10 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,273
    01-10-2010 12:44 PM Go to last post
  8. You Never Know

    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant. And there's a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He's been checking her out since he sat down, but...

    Started by Jack Butler, 01-07-2010 11:28 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,003
    01-08-2010 10:30 PM Go to last post
  9. Jeff Foxworthy on Sault Ste. Marie

    If you consider it a sport to sit in a ice hut all day long with a rod & reel just to put perch in your freezer, you might live in Sault Ste. Marie ...

    Started by HDV, 01-06-2010 11:50 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,806
    01-07-2010 10:56 PM Go to last post
  10. Russell Peters- Red, White and Brown

    Not for the faint of heart, but if you don't offend easily, you will be in tears and have had a good ab work out from laughing so hard. Just watched...

    Started by everywoman, 12-30-2009 07:26 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 933
    01-07-2010 10:35 AM Go to last post
  11. Talking I no come work today!

    I NO COME WORK TODAY'!!! Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick, Got headache, stomach ache and legs...

    Started by Evil Monkey, 12-29-2009 08:15 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 955
    12-30-2009 01:42 AM Go to last post
  12. Un masculine cat?

    An old lady had a visit from a Fairy God Mother ( not DQ ). She was granted three wishes. Her first wish was to be young and beautiful again as in...

    Started by Anapeg, 12-21-2009 07:58 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,835
    12-21-2009 08:17 PM Go to last post
  13. The Sensitive Man

    The Sensitive Man: A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end

    Started by Anapeg, 12-21-2009 06:47 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 870
    12-21-2009 07:08 PM Go to last post
  14. going to the dentist

    A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car...

    Started by TheManInBlack, 12-16-2009 05:36 PM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,228
    12-16-2009 10:11 PM Go to last post
  15. I believe

    Not exactly a Joke but...I believe I would like to share these words with you today... ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ I Believe......

    Started by MaO3, 12-10-2009 11:43 AM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,228
    12-15-2009 09:06 PM Go to last post
  16. Another leafs joke

    What does a leaf's fan do after the leafs win the stanley cup? Wait for it ...

    Started by ApocalypsePlease, 12-13-2009 03:28 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 718
    12-13-2009 03:28 AM Go to last post
  17. Truth?

    Difference Between Grandfathers and Grandmothers Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is? Well here...

    Started by Anapeg, 12-09-2009 08:41 PM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,086
    12-10-2009 12:31 AM Go to last post
  18. Maple Leafs!

    My neighbour had her car broken into last night. She forgot and left two leaf tickets on the front seat. The person who broke in to her vehicle left...

    Started by Anapeg, 11-14-2009 02:27 PM
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    • Replies: 27
    • Views: 3,252
    12-02-2009 03:09 PM Go to last post
  19. Awkward

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he...

    Started by Jack Butler, 11-30-2009 05:30 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 630
    11-30-2009 05:30 PM Go to last post
  20. An Old Pilot's Shared Wisdom

    An old Pilot sat down in a Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him. She...

    Started by Jack Butler, 11-28-2009 04:52 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 686
    11-28-2009 05:45 PM Go to last post

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