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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. Headache

    A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect" said her...

    Started by Sweet_And_Innocent, 03-24-2007 01:48 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 494
    03-29-2007 03:46 PM Go to last post
  2. Southern

    Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH"them. ...

    Started by NativeMomma, 04-02-2007 12:50 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 402
    04-02-2007 12:50 AM Go to last post
  3. Chuckles

    One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So...

    Started by NativeMomma, 04-02-2007 12:57 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 429
    04-02-2007 12:57 AM Go to last post
  4. joke.

    the president of mexico has announced that mexico will not be participating in the olympics this year. he states that anyone who can run, jump or...

    Started by kim gagnon, 04-02-2007 03:40 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 633
    04-02-2007 03:46 PM Go to last post
  5. A joke with no dirty words in it

    Two tall trees, one a birch and the other a beachnut noticed a young tree growing in between them and ever since they discovered it they have been...

    Started by Borat, 03-28-2007 06:52 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 843
    04-03-2007 03:21 PM Go to last post
  6. The Black Panties

    The Black Panties Anna had lost her husband almost 4yrs ago. Her daughter was constantly alling her and urging her to get back into the world...

    Started by NativeMomma, 04-01-2007 07:29 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 548
    04-04-2007 03:00 AM Go to last post
  7. police

    here is one for ya guys

    Started by NativeMomma, 04-06-2007 04:14 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 561
    04-06-2007 09:17 PM Go to last post
  8. Blind Man in a Biker Bar

    blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile,...

    Started by LettuceLady, 04-08-2007 09:50 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 482
    04-09-2007 04:35 PM Go to last post
  9. Old man in the bar....

    An elderly looking gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a...

    Started by Barney Rubble, 04-10-2007 12:04 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 600
    04-10-2007 12:29 AM Go to last post
  10. Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women

    PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby...

    Started by NativeMomma, 04-10-2007 11:04 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 397
    04-10-2007 11:04 AM Go to last post
  11. First Day of School

    On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The...

    Started by Genny, 04-12-2007 04:08 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 491
    04-13-2007 09:33 AM Go to last post
  12. Idiots of 2006

    Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 04-15-2007 12:23 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 636
    04-17-2007 09:01 PM Go to last post
  13. Great quotes by comedians

    "If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me." --Bobcat Goldthwait "I've been doing the...

    Started by everywoman, 04-18-2007 10:12 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 628
    04-18-2007 10:52 PM Go to last post
  14. funny cartoon.

    Started by everywoman, 04-18-2007 10:27 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 548
    04-19-2007 12:06 PM Go to last post
  15. Aging gracefully (sorry about the caps, copied)

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE! I WAS...

    Started by gouligann, 04-18-2007 09:02 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 520
    04-24-2007 06:21 PM Go to last post
  16. Another Old People Joke

    OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85 year old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his...

    Started by gouligann, 04-25-2007 08:25 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 484
    04-26-2007 02:52 PM Go to last post
  17. Deadline is coming soon!

    The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon...

    Started by Tutones, 04-29-2007 01:03 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 449
    04-29-2007 01:03 AM Go to last post
  18. some funnies for yah

    A pair of chickens walk up to the withdrawals desk at a public library and say, “Buk Buk Buk.” Deciding that the chickens want three books, the...

    Started by Larimar, 05-04-2007 03:45 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 420
    05-04-2007 03:45 AM Go to last post
  19. tulips

    it was so cold last nite I had to put chapstick on my tulips lol boo i know sad

    Started by spanky, 05-05-2007 01:08 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 510
    05-05-2007 01:08 AM Go to last post
  20. 2 Garbage Bags?

    Two Garbage Bags A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one...

    Started by Little B, 05-06-2007 06:28 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 795
    05-08-2007 03:06 AM Go to last post

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