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Forum: Jokes

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  1. Rich Lawyer

    There was a lawyer who was rich beyond his wildest dreams. He had so much money that he had a girlfriend in every town he did business in. On one...

    Started by Bill Nash, 08-24-2011 07:20 PM
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    08-24-2011 07:20 PM Go to last post
  2. bobby lee

    A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. ...

    Started by binky, 02-22-2008 06:50 AM
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    02-22-2008 06:50 AM Go to last post
  3. Court room faux pas

    Courtroom Quotations The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and...

    Started by BlueSky, 12-15-2008 09:48 AM
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  4. Who was the first?

    After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion...

    Started by BlueSky, 02-13-2009 09:33 AM
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    02-13-2009 09:33 AM Go to last post
  5. Anti-Bird Strike System

    Started by BlueSky, 02-13-2009 09:34 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 730
    02-13-2009 11:53 AM Go to last post
  6. Check the trunk

    The zookeeper soon realized the rookies needed directions more specific than "Check the Trunk".

    Started by Bluesky, 11-14-2009 06:17 PM
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  7. Vacuum salesman

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. ‘Good morning,’...

    Started by Bluesky, 11-30-2010 10:13 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 973
    12-01-2010 12:39 AM Go to last post
  8. Why you're so smart

    Started by Bluesky, 12-18-2010 10:56 PM
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    12-18-2010 10:56 PM Go to last post
  9. Smile Christmas joke. (kinda)

    What if the three wise men had been women? Well, They would have asked directions. They would have arrived on time. They would have assisted...

    Started by Bob Toe, 12-27-2012 11:28 AM
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  10. A joke with no dirty words in it

    Two tall trees, one a birch and the other a beachnut noticed a young tree growing in between them and ever since they discovered it they have been...

    Started by Borat, 03-28-2007 05:52 PM
    • Replies: 8
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    04-03-2007 02:21 PM Go to last post
  11. First time I did "it"

    I recall the first time I did it, I was only a lad of 16, she was far younger then I but more composed and serene. I was eager, yet terribly...

    Started by Bufford, 02-16-2007 02:38 PM
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  12. two ways to look at everything

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby...

    Started by Bufford, 06-21-2007 09:31 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    07-08-2007 05:41 AM Go to last post
  13. two ways to look at everything.

    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby...

    Started by Bufford, 06-21-2007 09:33 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 449
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  14. Big Bang

    A TOUGH OLD COWBOY COUNSELLED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS ...

    Started by Bufford, 06-18-2008 08:34 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 454
    06-23-2008 12:36 AM Go to last post
  15. adult , may offend some so dont look if thats you

    a man goes to see his doctor because his privates have turned orange and the doctor sends him to the lab to get a work-up done. when he's finished...

    Started by cassiechadwick, 03-15-2007 11:14 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 744
    03-17-2007 03:46 AM Go to last post
  16. sault ste. marie customs

    a retired couple are on vacation and are crossing the border in sault ste. marie. at the border crossing the customs officer asks where they are...

    Started by cassiechadwick, 03-15-2007 11:25 PM
    • Replies: 0
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  17. adult:

    a man comes home from work and just as he walks through the door his wife comes up to him and tells him the tap is dripping and he needs to fix it....

    Started by cassiechadwick, 03-15-2007 11:41 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    03-15-2007 11:58 PM Go to last post
  18. adult again...i think they're all i know

    little johnny and pierre are in sex ed class and the teacher says tomorrow class we are going to discuss the male sex organ. after school johnny and...

    Started by cassiechadwick, 03-16-2007 03:08 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 501
    03-16-2007 06:57 PM Go to last post
  19. i thought of a pg13 rating one!

    its new year eve and a snail gets up onto the bar. the bartender says what are you doing here? the snail replies that he wants a drink to celebrate...

    Started by cassiechadwick, 03-18-2007 01:57 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 361
    03-18-2007 01:57 AM Go to last post
  20. God made Grampa

    Little Suzy is sitting on her grandpas knee one day, looking at his deep wrinkles. She touches his face gently and asks, "Grampa, did God make you?"...

    Started by CharliBean, 02-20-2007 05:02 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 442
    02-21-2007 12:11 AM Go to last post

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