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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. The Blondes are back!!!!

    The Blondes are back (and in good humor-enjoy) Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see...

    Started by Simba, 01-03-2007 11:17 AM
    • Replies: 4
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    01-07-2007 04:27 PM Go to last post
  2. The computer swallowed grandma

    The computer swallowed grandma Yes, honestly its true She pressed 'control' and 'enter' And disappeared from view. It devoured her...

    Started by NativeMomma, 01-12-2007 12:44 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 903
    01-12-2007 07:46 PM Go to last post
  3. Midday humour!

    Pierre, A Brave French Fighter Pilot. >>> Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, >>>Marie, >>>out for a pleasant little...

    Started by Little B, 02-12-2007 03:15 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 630
    02-12-2007 03:55 PM Go to last post
  4. Johnny in confession

    Little Johnny goes into confession and says hes had illict relations with a girl in his school. The priest asks him, "was it Sarah?" "No"...

    Started by pylus, 02-20-2007 01:29 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 604
    03-15-2007 02:12 AM Go to last post
  5. Keep you mind out of the gutter.

    What gets longer when you pull it. Goes nicely into a slot. Fits between breasts. And works best when you jerk it? I'll give the answer at the...

    Started by pylus, 02-23-2007 10:22 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 708
    02-24-2007 05:45 PM Go to last post
  6. This Video should warm you up.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsdkjS69GW4

    Started by Strategio, 02-27-2007 09:39 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 605
    03-09-2007 07:45 PM Go to last post
  7. A Guy Goes into a bar.....

    A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?"...

    Started by Barney Rubble, 03-28-2007 12:36 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 635
    03-28-2007 11:09 AM Go to last post
  8. Who says Indians aren't bright ?

    Who says Indians aren't bright ? "Hello, is this the RCMP?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Joe Two...

    Started by NativeMomma, 04-01-2007 10:49 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 684
    05-10-2007 01:17 AM Go to last post
  9. for all you 'chapstick' lovers

    Why My Lips Stayed Chapped On Mother's Day =========================================== So, we had this great cat named Jack and the kids would...

    Started by Sophie's_Mommy, 05-12-2007 01:14 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 753
    06-05-2007 04:28 AM Go to last post
  10. Men's Rules

    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "...

    Started by Mr & Mrs Allyyyzkat, 05-29-2007 09:58 PM
    • Replies: 4
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    06-04-2007 04:03 PM Go to last post
  11. I went to this bar last night...

    & watched the crowd.... & I hears a small voice say, "You look nice today." A few minutes later again I hears a small voice, "That's a nice...

    Started by Barney Rubble, 07-10-2007 10:26 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 683
    07-11-2007 06:17 AM Go to last post
  12. Apparently, real conversations quoted from....

    Court rooms! Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for blood...

    Started by Little B, 11-29-2007 11:25 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 650
    11-30-2007 11:51 PM Go to last post
  13. Can cold water clean dishes?

    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90...

    Started by J*B, 12-06-2007 09:56 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 583
    01-21-2008 06:27 PM Go to last post
  14. Apology Letter From The Wife

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The...

    Started by \m/ Rich \m/, 01-29-2008 04:15 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 598
    02-07-2008 10:07 PM Go to last post
  15. Smile Why Your Printer May Not Work

    :thumbs_up::smile::wink: http://www.shoutfile.com/watch/qVNGERPM/Cat-vs.-Printer.html

    Started by Super Gram, 11-30-2008 08:58 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,243
    12-06-2008 10:12 AM Go to last post
  16. How do DUIs still hunt???

    Started by Barney Rubble, 12-14-2008 03:54 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 974
    12-14-2008 09:44 PM Go to last post
  17. Thumbs down Why My New Job Lasted Under One Day.

    As many of you know, I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part time job after retiring from my 'day job'. Unfortunately, as I have...

    Started by GRUMPY, 01-01-2009 12:11 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,608
    03-10-2009 11:18 PM Go to last post
  18. How to tell the sex of a fly?

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He...

    Started by coorslightguy, 03-30-2009 12:09 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,052
    06-20-2009 12:29 PM Go to last post
  19. Italian Tomato Garden:

    An old Italian lived alone in Vaughn . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. ...

    Started by SusyQ, 06-16-2009 01:15 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 710
    06-20-2009 12:13 PM Go to last post
  20. Warning Labels

    I always get a kick out of 'idiot proof warning labels'. A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding A brass fishing lure...

    Started by Daiv, 06-23-2009 03:00 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,052
    08-05-2009 12:38 AM Go to last post

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