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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. I laughed so hard I cried

    Started by TheManInBlack, 11-22-2009 03:08 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    11-22-2009 08:50 PM Go to last post
  2. Check the trunk

    The zookeeper soon realized the rookies needed directions more specific than "Check the Trunk".

    Started by Bluesky, 11-14-2009 06:17 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    11-14-2009 06:17 PM Go to last post
  3. Wink My point exactly!

    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, ‘Things are...

    Started by 4caster, 09-29-2009 08:23 PM
    • Replies: 1
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    11-13-2009 12:03 PM Go to last post
  4. Pumpkin Patch. True story lol.

    On Monday, at the Wanango County (PA) courthouse, Patrick Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious Behaviour, public indecency, and public...

    Started by DM46, 11-05-2009 08:03 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,187
    11-06-2009 12:16 PM Go to last post
  5. New Career?

    Last Sunday I was feeling really depressed. So I called Life Line for help. I got a friggin' call centre in Afghanistan. I told them I was...

    Started by Anapeg, 11-04-2009 06:00 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 732
    11-04-2009 06:10 AM Go to last post
  6. Letter To Mom -- This Is Good!‏

    For all my fellow mothers, fathers, mothers to be, aunts, uncles....WHOEVER! You'll ALL get a kick out of this! TALKING TO A TEENAGER IS LIKE...

    Started by NativeMomma, 10-26-2009 11:59 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,392
    10-28-2009 01:37 AM Go to last post
  7. An Accident Report

    This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation board. Dear...

    Started by Jack Butler, 10-12-2009 03:40 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 751
    10-12-2009 03:40 PM Go to last post
  8. Replacement windows

    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor...

    Started by ladybug, 10-07-2009 02:22 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 959
    10-10-2009 06:55 PM Go to last post
  9. Old AND smart

    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was...

    Started by Anapeg, 10-10-2009 06:53 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 572
    10-10-2009 06:53 PM Go to last post
  10. About Canada

    These questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Canuck. Q: I have never...

    Started by NewCasa, 10-07-2009 04:28 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 693
    10-08-2009 02:30 PM Go to last post
  11. The good ole days

    SUBJECT: THE GOOD OLD DAYS The following were some comments made in the year 1957: (1) "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going...

    Started by Luv'inLife, 09-07-2009 04:37 PM
    • Replies: 6
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    10-01-2009 07:39 PM Go to last post
  12. Chicken Wire

    An old man was sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. He yells...

    Started by Jack Butler, 09-29-2009 08:37 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    09-29-2009 08:37 PM Go to last post
  13. Wink Robot Bartender

    A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks...

    Started by Big Guy, 09-18-2009 05:59 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 798
    09-18-2009 05:59 AM Go to last post
  14. A Damn Fine Explanation.

    A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a...

    Started by DM46, 09-17-2009 10:23 PM
    • Replies: 0
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    09-17-2009 10:23 PM Go to last post
  15. Newfies.

    Two Newfies walk into a pet shop in St. John's and walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to George, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over...

    Started by DM46, 09-17-2009 10:21 PM
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    09-17-2009 10:21 PM Go to last post
  16. New Supermarket

    A new supermarket opened recently in Ottawa . It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the...

    Started by DM46, 09-17-2009 10:18 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 580
    09-17-2009 10:18 PM Go to last post
  17. Goodbye Mom

    A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at...

    Started by DM46, 09-17-2009 10:05 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 555
    09-17-2009 10:05 PM Go to last post
  18. here's a HA-HA

    The wife said, " honey we caught four fish, and we are only allowed three, lets throw one back into the sea". The husband said," are you mad...

    Started by AmdWolfman, 08-31-2009 09:07 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 684
    08-31-2009 09:07 AM Go to last post
  19. Old man

    A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 160kmh, enjoying...

    Started by SusyQ, 08-08-2009 11:54 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 807
    08-21-2009 10:23 PM Go to last post
  20. Woman!

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but...

    Started by LettuceLady, 08-15-2009 01:19 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 728
    08-15-2009 06:02 PM Go to last post

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