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Forum: Jokes

Need a laugh, lighten up your day with a joke of the day.

  1. school answering machine

    Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen...

    Started by Sweet Little Sister, 08-11-2009 11:37 AM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,861
    08-11-2009 09:59 PM Go to last post
  2. This is beautiful! Try not to cry

    This is beautiful! Try not to cry She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy?...

    Started by NativeMomma, 08-09-2009 06:27 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 642
    08-09-2009 06:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Warning Labels

    I always get a kick out of 'idiot proof warning labels'. A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding A brass fishing lure...

    Started by Daiv, 06-23-2009 04:00 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,052
    08-05-2009 01:38 AM Go to last post
  4. Nudist colony

    A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite...

    Started by DM46, 08-04-2009 12:31 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,766
    08-04-2009 12:43 PM Go to last post
  5. The Diary of a Pet

    I've seen this before, but I love it and it makes me giggle a little everytime I read it. My sister sent it, so I thought I would share. ...

    Started by Daiv, 07-29-2009 03:17 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 707
    08-01-2009 10:29 PM Go to last post
  6. My Living Will

    Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room discussing what our wishes were should something terrible happen to us. I said to her, 'I...

    Started by $Spendbender$, 07-29-2009 11:09 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 596
    07-29-2009 11:54 AM Go to last post
  7. Gramma thought the bear was cute!

    Gramma thought the bear was cute.

    Started by starterwiz, 06-23-2009 10:58 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 989
    07-29-2009 11:30 AM Go to last post
  8. Your hair smells nice....

    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells...

    Started by SusyQ, 07-22-2009 11:27 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 754
    07-23-2009 09:25 AM Go to last post
  9. The Mole Family

    Mole Family A papa mole, a mama mole, And a baby mole all live together In a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks His head Out of...

    Started by NativeMomma, 07-21-2009 01:10 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 720
    07-21-2009 01:10 AM Go to last post
  10. Father, forgive me ......

    Father, forgive me ...... A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. ...

    Started by NativeMomma, 07-03-2009 10:35 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 932
    07-18-2009 01:18 PM Go to last post
  11. Why NOT end a sentence with a preposition?

    On Harolds 65th birthday, he got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation,...

    Started by starterwiz, 06-24-2009 02:00 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,011
    07-09-2009 10:40 PM Go to last post
  12. Talking Origins of yodeling

    Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland . Nightfall was...

    Started by Dragonfly, 07-03-2009 09:14 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 679
    07-09-2009 10:25 PM Go to last post
  13. God enjoys a good laugh!

    GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH! There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't...

    Started by NativeMomma, 07-05-2009 03:06 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 594
    07-09-2009 10:24 PM Go to last post
  14. Turner Brown

    Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and see's this HUGE black guy standing next to him.The big guy sees the little guy staring...

    Started by DM46, 06-28-2009 12:06 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 706
    07-03-2009 05:11 PM Go to last post
  15. And thats how the fight started.

    One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she...

    Started by 85mcss, 06-30-2009 07:33 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 677
    07-01-2009 12:41 AM Go to last post
  16. How to tell the sex of a fly?

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He...

    Started by coorslightguy, 03-30-2009 01:09 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,052
    06-20-2009 01:29 PM Go to last post
  17. 25 reasons i owe my mother

    25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just...

    Started by NativeMomma, 05-08-2009 04:36 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 810
    06-20-2009 01:26 PM Go to last post
  18. Women Jokes ...

    Due to the influx of "men" jokes, I thought I'd revisit some old classics. :) What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never...

    Started by Scoff, 05-25-2009 12:32 PM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,042
    06-20-2009 01:23 PM Go to last post
  19. How men and women differ‏

    NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will...

    Started by NativeMomma, 06-01-2009 11:06 PM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 632
    06-20-2009 01:18 PM Go to last post
  20. Italian Tomato Garden:

    An old Italian lived alone in Vaughn . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. ...

    Started by SusyQ, 06-16-2009 02:15 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 710
    06-20-2009 01:13 PM Go to last post

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