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    42 Things In The Life Of An Italian Child</a>

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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif[/img] So trua!

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    "Your mom's main hobby is cleaning."

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    And growing a moustache

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    was this meant to be an insult ? lol

    i bet if someone posted 42 Things In The Life Of An welfare Child then everyone would really lose it LOL
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    Italian Wedding Night

    Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she
    was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's
    house, she was a very nervous.

    Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go
    upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."

    So, uppa she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and
    exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,
    "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

    "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy
    chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

    So, uppa she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took
    off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to
    her mother.

    "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

    "Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go
    upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

    So, uppa she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks
    and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this,
    she ran downstairs.

    "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

    Her mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta, I'll go try it out first!"

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    lmfao!!!
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">was this meant to be an insult ? lol
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    Don'ta be so sensative...lol. I love and married an Italian. Long live Italy.

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    italian jokes are pretty funny LOL

    we should post some welfare jokes and see which ones are funnier lol
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    O my

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ultra54</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">was this meant to be an insult ? lol
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    Don'ta be so sensative...lol. I love and married an Italian. Long live Italy. </div></div>

    i am not senstive at all ... I think those are pretty funny. Thing with italians are we can laugh at ourselves without getting our panties in a bunch.
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    Welfare jokes aren't funny though. I am 1/4th Italian.

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    so only italians jokes are funny ??

    every other culture would call jokes about themselves ... racist.
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    Ya, some of them for sure...lol. Try and crack a joke about someone who is, I'm not even sure what I can call it/them....um is black ok to say?

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    Ultra 54 ...that was really cute and So true !!!

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ultra54</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> Ya, some of them for sure...lol. Try and crack a joke about someone who is, I'm not even sure what I can call it/them....um is black ok to say? </div></div>

    saying black is racist .. please say Afrian-Canadian

    even though they were never born in africa
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ultra54</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Italian Wedding Night

    Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she
    was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's
    house, she was a very nervous.

    Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go
    upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."

    So, uppa she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and
    exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,
    "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

    "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy
    chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

    So, uppa she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took
    off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to
    her mother.

    "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

    "Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go
    upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

    So, uppa she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks
    and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this,
    she ran downstairs.

    "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

    Her mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta, I'll go try it out first!"
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    im still a virgin

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    Funny how you can post jokes about Italians and not get banned or whatever but as soon as you post jokes about Blacks, Hispanics, etc. watch out!
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    Managia

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    Oh yeah and lets not forget to offend the Indians too while were at it.
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