Canadian Wood******s

[J*B]

An Alberta wood****** and a Newfoundland wood****** were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.
The Alberta wood****** said Alberta had a tree that no wood****** could peck.
The Newfoundland wood****** accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Alberta wood****** was amazed.
The Newfoundland wood****** then challenged the Alberta wood****** to peck a tree in Newfoundland that was absolutely
im-peckable (a term wood******s like to use). The Alberta wood****** expressed confidence, said he could do it and accepted the challenge.
So the two flew to Newfoundland where the Alberta wood****** successfully pecked the so-called im-peckable tree with no problem.
Both wood******s were terribly confused. How is it that the
Newfoundland wood****** was able to peck the Alberta tree and the Alberta wood****** was able to peck the Newfoundland tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own province????

After much wood****** pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Apparently your [censored] gets harder when you're away from home.

[$harky]

LMFAO Good One