> Confucius Says:
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> Man who run in
> front of car get tired.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who run behind
> car get exhausted.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man with hand in
> pocket feel cocky all day.
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> Foolish man give
> wife grand piano, wise man give wife
> upright organ.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man with one
> chopstick go hungry.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who scratch [censored]
> should not bite fingernails.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who eat many
> prunes get good run for money.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Baseball is wrong:
> man with four balls cannot walk.
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> War does not
> determine who is right, war
> determine who is left.
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> Wife who put
> husband in doghouse soon find him in
> cathouse.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who fight with
> wife all day get no piece at night.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> It take many nails
> to build crib, but one screw to fill
> it.
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> Man who drive like
> hell, bound to get there.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who stand on
> toilet is high on pot.
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> Man who live in
> glass house should change clothes in
> basement.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who fish in
> other man's well often catch crabs.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who [censored] in
> church sit in own pew.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Crowded elevator
> smell different to midget.
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who go through airport turnstile sideways
> goin to Bangcok

>Person who deletes this has no
> humor!!!