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    A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

    Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting,

    he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a

    boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?

    "Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my

    bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make

    me feel good and the comedies make me laugh.

    I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend!"

    Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She

    started adjusting the [censored], trying to get the picture in focus.

    Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to

    fix the problem.

    The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the

    door and there stood Grandma's minister.

    The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?"

    The little boy replied, " Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her

    boyfriend".

    The minister fainted.
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    Default Re: Grandma's Boyfriend

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif[/img] ****E!

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    Lol

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    got ya to laugh...that is good...*S*
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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif[/img]that is a good one.
    PLAY HARD OR GO HOME

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    Default Re: Grandma's Boyfriend

    I like that one.
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    Hahahahaha nice

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    roflmao
    That's what she said !

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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif[/img]
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