Jumping On The Bed
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> A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping
> on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband
> watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any
> idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with
> you?"
>
>
> The woman continues to bounce on the bed and
> says, "I don't care. I just came from having a
> mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of
> an 18 year-old."
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>
> The husband said, "What did he say about your
> 56 year old [censored]?"
>
>
> "Your name never came up," she replied.


LMAO
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