There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life.

Update: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.

News Flash! Do not be fooled by the more-readily available and much cheaper Work-Hindrance-Internal-Noise-Enhancer (WHINE).
It is not effective against WORK and only makes WORK more cumbersome to all infected by it.