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    Default To good not to share!!

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
    'OK, she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer poops little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmmm, I have no idea.'
    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh it?'
    "Just for the BIRDS!!!!"

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    lmao
    Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.”-Kahlil Gibran

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    I thought it was to funny not to share






    "Just for the BIRDS!!!!"

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    Kinda old and has been around the net a few million times now, but still cute!

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