> A man came home from work and found his three
> Children outside, still In their pajamas,
> Playing in the mud, with empty
> Food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front
> yard.
> The door of his wife's car was open, as was
> The front door to the house
> And there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding
> Into the entry, he found
> An even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked
> Over, and the throw rug was
> Wadded against one wall.
> In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a
> Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with
> toys And various items of clothing.
> In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink,
> Breakfast food was spilled on the
> Counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog
> Food was spilled on the floor,
> a broken glass lay under the tab le, an d a
> Small pile of sand was spread
> By the back door.
> He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over
> Toys and more piles of
> Clothes,looking for his wife. He was worried
> She might be ill, or that
> Something serious had happened.
> He was met with a small trickle of water as it
> Made its way out the bathroom door.
> As he peered inside he found wet towels,
> Scummy soap and more toys
> Strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in
> a heap and toothpaste had been
> Smeared over the mirror and walls.
> As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife
> Still curled up in the bed
> In her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up
> At him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
> He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
> Happened here today?"
> She again smiled and answered, "You know every
> Day when you come home
> From work and you ask me what in the world I do all
> Day?"
> "Yes," was his incredulous reply.
> She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
> Priceless