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    " Day one of the Olympic gymnastics competition and already a potential judging brouhaha, if not a full-fledged scandal, has broken out.

    Two Canadian men's team coaches both slammed the marks given their athletes in the all-important qualification round Saturday that determines which individuals and what teams move on."

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    that is so typical: Canada doesn't win, Canada cries.

    Bunch of wusses.

    It's like that girly-man Wayne Gretzky at the Winter Olympics a while ago: "It's a conspiracy! The US media wants us to lose!!"

    Cry, cry, cry, whine, whine, whine.

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    What do you mean?

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    that is so typical: Canada doesn't win, Canada cries.

    Bunch of wusses.

    It's like that girly-man Wayne Gretzky at the Winter Olympics a while ago: "It's a conspiracy! The US media wants us to lose!!"

    Cry, cry, cry, whine, whine, whine.

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    If Gretz said it, you can take it to the bank.
    And all you got is, no it isn't
    I remember a figure skating incident......

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jack Butler</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
    If Gretz said it, you can take it to the bank.
    And all you got is, no it isn't
    I remember a figure skating incident......




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    Gretzky is a whining little puke.

    I'm sure Janet Jones is tired of being the masculine one in that relationship.

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If Gretz said it, you can take it to the bank </div></div>

    you mean "slot machine"? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif[/img]

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    JEALOUSY!!!!!!
    The best little puke that ever laced em up.
    His stats make some people mad, I understand.
    How could he be that much better than anyone ever?

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jack Butler</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
    JEALOUSY!!!!!!
    The best little puke that ever laced em up.
    His stats make some people mad, I understand.
    How could he be that much better than anyone ever?



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    If it wasn't for Essa Tikkanen and Glen Anderson, that little fairy Gretzky wouldn't have scored a goal.

    Gretzky never hit, always cried, and changed the game into a more feminine game.

    I could have put the numbers up he did, if the refs would have called a penalty on another player that looked at me wrong.

    And his career after retirement has been even worse: terrible coach, brutal spokesperson for Canada in the Winter Olympics.

    Gretzky needs to come to terms with his feminine side and marry Rick Tochett, so they can spend marital bliss at every slot machine and casino in North America.

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    1487 assists!

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jack Butler</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
    1487 assists!




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    Because he hid behind the net, and had his wingers do the dirty work in the corners.

    Wimp.

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    894 goals!

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jack Butler</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

    894 goals!





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    Because no one on the opposing team was allowed to touch him, or they may get a match penalty.

    He was such a wimp, the league had to change how it called the game. We're living with those after effects now, and it isn't pretty.

    Wayne Gretzky may be the biggest wimp in the history of sport.

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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif[/img]

    He is such a girl!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif[/img]

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    Just in the playoffs.

    GP 208 G 122 A 260 P 382

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    It's the 20th anniversary of the biggest trade in sports history.
    Thanks for that, nice.

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    <span style='font-size: 14pt'>"Wayne, on a scale of one to ten, with ten being 'through the roof', how do you rate your wimpy-ness factor?"</span>


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    Just let it go, let it go.....
    You a Buckner fan?

    http://www.gretzky.com/

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    Hey, Jack...what do you think of 'proud Canadian' Wayne Gretzky not living in Canada for over twenty years?

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    Trying to help you guys with your game.
    Canadians are good like that.

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Jack Butler</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
    Trying to help you guys with your game.
    Canadians are good like that.



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    Translation:
    "It sucks our national icon has lived in Phoenix longer than he ever lived in Toronto"

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