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    *One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss
    them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching
    one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut
    fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in
    pushing it in deeper. He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours
    of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital.
    As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
    date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he
    could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down,
    then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
    When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter
    jumped and yelled for joy.
    The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the
    young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the
    mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful. Isn't he smart?
    What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!"
    The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!"*



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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif[/img]
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    THATS NOT THE SLIGHTEST BIT "FUNNY"...AND FOR A FAMILY ORIENTED WEB SITE......POOR POOR TASTE
    better to burnout,,,,than fade away

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    Take your head out of your [censored]. It was funny. Go to church or something.

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    funny to morons...
    better to burnout,,,,than fade away

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    lmao
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    I find it extremely difficult to be shocked or offended. I honestly wish it was easier, keeps life interesting. Pretty funny and if thats offensive, I don't even know what to say.

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    holy [censored] thats funny, and the [censored] up there. get a sense of humour or something.
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    [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif[/img] !! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! funny, and it managed to stir up a controversy... good one!
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    awesome, definity a good one

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    lmfao, thats friggan funny

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