How Many PPL Have done This?

[Madmax]

Your in store grocery line and there is about 5-10 ppl in line behind you and you don't want to move out of line, but you have this great urge to do something you can't really prevent. The air is pushing so hard against your cheeks that you need to let her rip and inadvertently let one loose that either is heard and all run for cover or you silently poisoned the ppl behind you.

[Chaotic Chick]

My husband does it then leaves me there with people staring at me. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]

[Macs II]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chaotic Chick</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My husband does it then leaves me there with people staring at me. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img] </div></div>

you picked him

[Chaotic Chick]

He picked me. I was a sweet, vulnerable girl.

[Madmax]

The best is when the line is long and i seen someone walk up to the line close to the magazine stands and let one go .. see the ppl walk away and then they got in a very short line... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]

[Chaotic Chick]

Passing gas in public is never acceptable. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]

[Madmax]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chaotic Chick</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Passing gas in public is never acceptable. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/sick.gif[/img]</div></div>

Well it is ... as it is a natural occurrence accepted on the richter scale.

[kitty&mimi]

farting is natural, it's accepted in many cultures
it's people who [censored] on command that i have issues with lol

[great body]

I [censored] all over the place, I dont care.

[great body]

You censored that word! You mods are pathetic.

[kitty&mimi]

omg

[Simba]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: fugly</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You censored that word! You mods are pathetic. </div></div>

It isn't the mods who censor it. Talk to admin.

[Barney Rubble]

what a [censored] question!!!

[Anapeg]

My seven year old grandson came running and yelling into the living room "WOOD, WOOD, I NEED WOOD" and promptly plunked his bottom on the coffee table and let one ride. It was a blanket ripper and the look of impossibly sustainable glee and satisfaction on the boys face was unbelievable. He and his sisters(3) seven through thirteen discuss and rate their 'air cookies' on a scale of one through five, five being just sub sonic and capable of extinguishing life as we know it.

[pveldt]

IMO, you shouldn't hold them in, that's where SH**TY ideas come from!

[Jack Butler]

They're kind of like opinions, they stink unless their yours.

[plumcoulee]

thats only ok when your walking cause if your ahead of the person their gonna know it was you. The only way you get away with that if you walk away and the person walks straight into the cloud of smell but they think it could of been someone else

[MissMuffett]

timbit blames it on me too.. or the kids. LOL&gt;

[plumcoulee]

well, lately i been blowing big tgime stinkers