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    Choosing a wife

    A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

    The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

    The man was impressed.

    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

    Again, the man is impressed.

    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their futur e because she loves him so much.

    Obviously, the man was impressed.

    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd gi ven her.

    Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

    Men are like that, you know.

    There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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    That's about it!! And my reference is to the implants and when they get older how they are useless!!
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    OMG..

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    too funny.
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    wrong wrong wrong

    Based on the above info I could not chose. What I want to know is what type of personalities do they have, what type of interest and how well communication is and other stuff like that.

    There is more to a prospective wife then her chest size and how she spends the money.
    If Your reading this the topic must be boring.

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    It is important in life to find a woman who is good at cleaning, it is important to find a woman who is good in the kitchen, and it is imporant to find a woman who is good in the bedroom.





    It is equally important that these women don't find out about each other.

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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Return of Too Many Daves</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It is important in life to find a woman who is good at cleaning, it is important to find a woman who is good in the kitchen, and it is imporant to find a woman who is good in the bedroom.





    It is equally important that these women don't find out about each other. </div></div>

    your horrible..lol

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    lol

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    a good wife is one you can nick name hoover [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img]
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    <div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: NiHiL</div><div class="ubbcode-body">a good wife is one you can nick name hoover [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img] </div></div>
    soooo nasty....lol

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