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    Senior Member NativeMomma's Avatar
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    Default 29 Lines to Make You Smile

    1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
    He thought he was God and I didn't.
    2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
    3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
    4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
    5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
    6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
    7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
    8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
    9. I'm not a complete idiot . . . Some parts are just missing.
    10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
    11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room- spinning medicine.
    12. God must love stupid people; there are so many.
    13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
    14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
    15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again ?
    16. Being Over the Hill is much better than being under it !
    17. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
    18. Procrastinate Now !
    19. Liberal Arts Degree; Do You Want Fries with that ?
    20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
    21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
    22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere !
    23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
    24. He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless DEAD.
    25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
    26. Ham and Eggs . . . A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for the pig.
    27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
    28. The original point and click was a Smith & Wesson.
    29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

    Appreciate every single thing that you have.
    Life is too short !

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    Senior Member MaO3's Avatar
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    Default Re: 29 Lines to Make You Smile

    Some of those are Great! Thanks for sharing them [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/beerchug.gif[/img]
    Attitude is contagious - is your's worth catching?
    The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge..
    Make peace with your past, so it wont spoil the present

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    Senior Member EyelashExtensions's Avatar
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    Default Re: 29 Lines to Make You Smile

    Those were awesome!! Loved them..Thanks Momma!

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