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    Default */9 words women use/*

    *(1)** **Fine:** **This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.*

    *(2)** **Five Minutes:** **If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before** **helping around the house.*

    *(3)** **Nothing:** **This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.*

    *(4)** **Go Ahead:** **This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!*

    *(5)** **Loud Sigh:** **This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)*

    *(6)** **That's Okay:** **This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.*

    *(7)** **Thanks:** **A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say y ou're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').*

    *(8)** **Whatever:** **Is a woman's way of saying** **F--K** **YOU!*

    *(9)** **Don't worry about it, I got it:** **Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's respo nse refer to # 3.*


    ** Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can** **avoid if they remember the terminology.*
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    Default Re: */9 words women use/*

    Oh so very true. It is all sooo simple!! But men would read this and still not get it. Lol.

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    Default Re: */9 words women use/*

    I think I should print it and hand it to my son for future reference. That's a pretty accurate list!
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    Default Re: */9 words women use/*

    I guess im not the only one that does most of those :P lol


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