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    Senior Member Xzavia's Avatar
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    Default Worst first date...ever!!


    If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope
    you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably
    the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have
    all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

    Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
    embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner
    described her worst first date experience.

    There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took
    the prize!

    She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and
    the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt
    Lake City , Utah .

    It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,
    after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but
    relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that

    They were driving back down the mountain, when she
    gradually began to realize that she should not have had that
    extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with
    a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion
    suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
    Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,
    there came a point where she told him that he had better
    stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the
    front seat of his car

    They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
    yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she
    didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest
    against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
    stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
    was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
    could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
    embarrassing nature of the situation.

    Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
    sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
    discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the
    car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles
    immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
    flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she
    had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.

    Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
    moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what
    is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was
    'freezing her butt off' and in need of some
    assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover
    herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly
    into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the
    giggles and when they finally managed
    to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
    Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also
    were faced with a real problem.

    Both agreed it would take some thing hot to free her chilly
    cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what
    had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both
    quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
    free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date
    proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the

    As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight
    Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants
    down. 'And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
    Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning
    to being pissed off.'

    Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her
    husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

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    Senior Member Hidden Treasure's Avatar
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    OMG! that is funny.
    "Life may not be the party we hoped for.. but while we are here we might as well dance !!!

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    Chaotic Chick

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    If I had to let someone pee on me, I would feel obligated to marry him! lol EWWWWW!

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    Senior Member Kittie's Avatar
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    Cant keep a secret, if it never was a secret to start..

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    Senior Member vixen's Avatar
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    make a right then left, left straight for one block then look down!

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    what a story for the kids huh? How I knew she was the one? lol

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    hahaha.. man that was funny

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