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    Senior Member Little B's Avatar
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    Two Garbage Bags
    A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage
    bags with her, one in each hand.
    There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20
    bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
    Noticing this, a policeman stops her.
    "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
    "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I
    can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
    Well, now, not so fast now," says the cop. "How did you get all
    that money? Did you steal it?"
    "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs on
    St.Pat's Ball Park. Each time there's a game, a
    lot of fans come and pee in the bushes and right into my flower beds!
    So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big
    hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingy
    through the bushes, I say '$20 or off it comes'!"
    "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the
    way,what's in the other bag?"
    "Well," says the little old lady, "some guys think I'm bluffing".
    ~~The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is.~~

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    Senior Member 告enna's Avatar
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    Default Re: 2 Garbage Bags?

    Haha a friend of mine sent this joke to me. lol

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    Senior Member nightingale's Avatar
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    Default Re: 2 Garbage Bags?

    ohhhhhh, that one makes me cringe!

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    Default Re: 2 Garbage Bags?

    So the cops raid the local house of ill repute

    as they line up the girls against the wall outside along comes the grandmother of one of the girls, and asks whats going on ??

    The grand daughter not wanting to be embarassed tells grandma the police are giving out oranges, so grandma gets in line

    so after a while a cop making his way down the line asking names and reason for being in the line reaches grandma.

    when he does he says with wonderment now why would a women of your age be here

    so grandma says I just like to peel back the skin and suck the juice out of them

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