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    Senior Member Barney Rubble's Avatar
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    Default A little known fact!

    A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

    In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

    In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
    How Bout Them Cowgirls?


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    I'll drink to that!

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    So that's why all those guys in my rehab unit are so smart!

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    Default Re: A little known fact!

    I like the way you think.
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    So yer all as smart as a buffalo if you drink??

    Sounds about right.

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    Default Re: A little known fact!

    I read the topic while pressed for time and realized after re-reading it, the double message in it.

    Without a doubt in me, it is not a clear enough message about the facts.

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    How Bout Them Cowgirls?


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    lol guess I never thought of it that way

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