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    Scientists Discover New Element, the Heaviest Yet Known to Science

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    The Heaviest Element Known to Science

    Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

    The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.z

    Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.


    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

    In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

    This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.


    When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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    Nice post!
    A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
    Priceless!

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    Move to "Jokes". Has no merit on "The Soapbox".

    There's a million more like it. If we all posted our "cute" stuff on the soapbox it would be endless and pointless.

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    Default Re: Scientists Discover New Element, the Heaviest Yet Known to Science

    Wow...pretty bossy?

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    Default Re: Scientists Discover New Element, the Heaviest Yet Known to Science

    Quote Originally Posted by Hermit View Post
    Move to "Jokes". Has no merit on "The Soapbox".

    There's a million more like it. If we all posted our "cute" stuff on the soapbox it would be endless and pointless.
    ..right, because everything else posted here is mensa material..

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    Default Re: Scientists Discover New Element, the Heaviest Yet Known to Science

    Quote Originally Posted by Sweet Little Sister View Post
    ..right, because everything else posted here is mensa material..

    I knew that.



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    Default Re: Scientists Discover New Element, the Heaviest Yet Known to Science

    Quote Originally Posted by Hermit View Post
    Move to "Jokes". Has no merit on "The Soapbox".

    There's a million more like it. If we all posted our "cute" stuff on the soapbox it would be endless and pointless.
    lol every 'cute' blind link post should go where? i had thought that some would miss the joke entirely lol

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